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Episode 1 · 1 year ago

Ep1 Michael Bae

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In this episode, Fab declares his undying love for Michael Bay, we cancel summer and Gowse gets a footjob.

I think we just started everyonewelcome to the all we done podcasts yeah, O its going to become nhow, be done,podcast, oe and people. We Don' e Odcast, where we have bigfoolheads and even bigger egos, and we are your host fixes fad and he is gals.I guess you say Hig to yourself. You do have to come from someone. Two of USWANT TO BE G right. What do we do on this podcast that we definitely arerecording for the first time ever? Yeah, not the second or third, no, no that'llbe a stupid like what Rey have to lose to recordings over three days, yeahThal be like so amateur like and like it's like. If, if you're not going tobe able to do it like in the first two times is like why even bother with apodcast, we cried ourselves to eet right. Okay, what do we do? Well, guess wejust shoot the shit in it. We start off pretty much US catching up. Don't we,then we we drift off. There's like a a film bit about bad movie, ReviewListener Stories, which is where we wewell. We tell you about some of ourlistener stories, only segment that we've titled Properly, but you don'tneed to explain the only Shitat. You do me to decided to take that pulet and beyond.That is from pages from a memboirs where we just talk about dumb knightsout or just dum'b story. Yeah we've Goin tend a segment that I willtry to tell you what I'm thinking we should make itto again, then we finish off with whatyou'R watching. How do you mean? Fabua I've been good man. I've been goodstaying stay in saving stayin staying home for the most burt. You now gone ona my Walker Day. Spending a couple of hours outside trying to stay away frompeople. You know going to Eregents Park, as you know, go there pemose Hill yeahman get that Tan, get that fresh Tan, GTL, Jim Tan laundry boy summer comingup yeah! That's right! That's right! I justremember the hopeboy somer wo, ousand, ND, twenty and everyone's inhasm suits,but yeah. Honestly. If we don't get, SOM therwill be a revolve, ind, O heart yeah, especially yeah, because we get aboutwhat two weeks of summer- and this basically like this is the first week.I think, for the last five days, its been an amazing weather, like I gongoutside this just in time like it's just in time with the whole clocxstime they putinnd verything, like that in Ye yeaway. This is the time but yeahlike we've, had solid sunshine. Tis S, we don't get the shit. I know right. Idon't. I don't know what wl be Bettr, because I was thinking why then thishappene in like September, like in September, when everyone still got, Imean. Obviously we still go out at that time, but, like you, have to give up alot less of like day trips and all that I mean Weo Ope to like go day drinkingin the Su in the winter. That's the only difference like exactly exactly we're, just freezing our nuts off inthe smoking area, but we're still in the smoking area because we're trooperswe do it for real ut. We ae Oly Om the Spool and we do it to like inspies. I justwant to know someone out. There looks at US things. Well, we just we just do it to get fucked up. That could be it. MOSTS, Ayeah yeah, thirsty for alcohol,ten, nothing else! Okay, yeah! When you start when you roll thatF Oeyo Rol Abson, but when you, when that Pson came out, I was like Yo isgoing for a NTO, be labeled like that due so yeah Idon't know so, would it be better to just have thes slockdown in the winter,because I think everyone' staying inside for the most time anyway? Butthen I reckon everyone might be more depressed. You know, I don't know. No. He Loktam in winter would havefucked everyone up. Just for the fact that major thing now is like I remember,watching a video and then that's when they actually don't know me it's likethey shot the video earlier, but they...

...had like a first segment that they werelike in the lockdown MoD. So then they w'll talk yeah, like Oh yeah. This wasshot earlier, but this was in anticipation for Easter and how like,and then they had a message of like Oh yeah you'll, be spending with friendthe family and shot I that, but then that's when ie going O me is like. Ifthis happened in Christmas, this country would hav melted like I'm, notGoinna lie my household, don't do a big Christmas and all that, but like as aNatun, we kic cats with Chris Yeah, of course, an hen. Of course, if, likethese Mindon, these Caucasians don't go to their families in Christmasa. Like I don't know whatwould happened yeah, it would have been a melt tnhough. Oh my God. Instead ofinstead of like people like holding toilet paper, which hod be like holdingyorsure puddings Yo, the frozen aisles everywhere wouldbe good. The YOKUR puddings a couple of I'm slapping each other just for Thaadven comn to yeah eyeah. They fight for the crackers andthen tjis goes an ilike Yo, ehthat's jokes. It just burst and enter fuck dude, but it. The only good thingis that this lockdown hasn't come in the crazy heatwave mode of our live.You know when it touches twenty eight and everyone dies. Yeah like we can'tstay indoors at that point, and even outdoors ISN'n any help bu like alcoholhops, but like like T, yeah genually, if lookdown was happening during he wav.I think that would be the end end of the UEN race. Just quit, Wolit it'sabout twenty five degrees. Today I mean yes, but not heat Wami for us. Yeahnoyu still use that one day. Touche thirty and everyone dies that'. WhatI'm aoking about yeah, where the smoking Arris in pubseverywhere, fucking, like just full of like sweaty people, pret GSISM, prettysmoking, but but the only thing that makes t all right is that everyone'shaving a nice time in Lovin everyone so really to Someoy excen that yeah, youhave CPE. That goes. That goes without saying,but you think about the actual. Like sensorial experience is not a good one.No, no just your eyes are just seeing sweat patches. Your nose is smelling,like funky smells covered by like fragrance iht people and then peoplea.U Leave the House. The garbage is like stanging, the fuck out ecause of the syeah yeah, it's pretty gross. That was not great. You know what is Cansil Somnfuckitg Yo yeah, but she should be hit summer with a me to bro Yeah Yeah. This is a poodynamic. We don'twant all right. We didn't ask for this summer I e pomback to the People FilmaTats, Frai, O you, you just sound like it got your heart,broken by a gurkled summer, an so it not like. He got a story HOMMI. My indesong is coming soon. Bro Your Indian son, my nd Song, you racis Li, I'm not gonna like, as I was saying Iwas like o. He probably said: INDIE BEA was like the mejus conmit to this, I'm not even Indian Hees, I knowthankyoudude. I mean, but listen. It's like it's. Basically, if, when you're froman agent the continent of Asia, you thi it soul, O sup yeah, I know you'regoing to Sel you and when it's it's worse for black, I guess you jus blackyeah you're, just well. No, you kind of just African yeah, so like you're, justobut, but in in America in America, they're just black becut for obviousyeslavery, related Veasons, right Yoa. It should be Ros slavery. You knowwhather. It apparently was a choice. I'm staingaway from this also I've always had an issue with thatword. Colors colors, because especially because I was mostly used Tor blackpeople balthough. It was really for like any on Thas, not white, but mostmost people associate with black people. Is it and black people can out? Is itbecause it I sinuates white was first and he color came after no? No, it'snot because of the Atinini, because is because, if anything, black is theabsence of color. So if anything, we should be called on colors and wea youmore senl noncolored. Is that your argument here? Whatever man? It's I'mjust saying that, logically logically,...

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...it's a little bit drizzily as well andwe're having a great time we're having a fucking amazing time, so, okay yeah.This is why I wanted to say the story, because this this doubling trip wouldhave been pretty normal if it wasn't for this event that commenced and well, if it wasn't for one of usbeing afor being one man down and then, of course, the following events. And sothen the point is that you a lot of creepy guys out there they'd like ttick, Advantag, you, ee, Thathavea, wordbecause, the truth be told men artrash and you kind of have to look out for the GORLS. And so there was a points. Some women are trying to Os O. Not all women are on trash, we've seen ourfar trash yeah. So there was a girl that was very intoxicated and barelystanding with her friend who wasn't as drunk and then Sh. She a couple of times e,like farging into me at first. I just thought that she was turning to him meand I'm just like but thing, but then I realized she was just like. She wasGodn. You know, whan the libels aren't sinking and this US going on o yeah,ating and so ta. I, as just like I'm, I thought I was like being like quite aknorn gous and just actually voicing my feelings and just telling the friendlike you might want to take your goal. Homes and, like she looks bladded andyeah. She just threw a bit of faminism it my face and Sant fucking you yeahShehole oe Semini amount, my face and said Min Jou fucking business and I waslike ohe go. You do you and you like she's, fine. He like she's, fine andnow your time. Sir, continue. Please, because I didn't see the stag of this.You did so it's about twenty minutes later and then that point. She you gofucked up yeah. So there's this the girl that was drunkshe was like Thos Wase, just like just just Gottn, you like eyes, rolling,just not thear like there's, no there's. No, there thet no M, and this guy hejust goes up to Heris, like literally not even Hig, how you doing muth yourname. Straightup just goes and hugs our wast and then like within five fiveseconds, she's like moving her headback and then he's like following her head,like literally going further into like her personal space, which is alreadyfucking dominated, and then he starts to like try to kiss and she's likemoving away. Her friend is busy the one that you said. Yo your friend should gohome. This other girl is busy like Talkin someing, so he doesn't reallysee it, and then I make the mistake Ogo. You did not makea mistake. It wasn't a mistake because it literally it looked, it lookedhorrible. This sorry weewas correctly. Okay, we gotto like actually dosomething when he see that kind of shit happening yeah it looked it looked. Itlooked like the guy was like Prevousi it looke like Sike. It was. It was Haro.I yeah. Yes, that's what it was likeniterally, I'm not the type of guy to like interview get involved in is alotdrelike obut. There is a limit where you're like Y, that's just wrong. Thisguy is like ev like in my head, this Guyis, holding like a bottle of waterlike hasn't drink the whole night he's not, he knows exactly what he's doinglike he's been waiting for the night to got like he's just a creep, so I madethe mistake of touching this shoulter be like Yoa Bro, clear she's, not intoyou like Shu, give up like trying to like play. I up plike play cool andthen just like Yo don't touch me. I like okay, okay, we're starting cooland then and then he goes, and then I go. No, I'm just saying,like you know, she's clearing not into it. Now, both the girls are just therelike looking at us to and then they, the girl that was not looking at afriend that was too drung being taken advantage of now as taking a friend'shands and pulled et towards us, and I'm left to deal with this problem. I like,but- and I know I cul en ned this, because I was with Lommy at at point,and I think I only saw I waysaw the situation after the first spoiler punches. had been thrown sopreceed yeah, so den Hes, just like now, I'm tryingto tell you like you just like don't Tush me man, Don touch me, I'm likeyeah, Coola, Chilbro, CIO brose is like what and then he's justbuilding and I'mI think what happened was. I was so trying to like keep the thing chillthat I think that was kind of giving him the energy to hype himself up tolike cous. We like build the energy to take someone like trying to difease thesituation as theyre the bigger man or ther they're too scared of me, and hethought that yeah exactly thel, even though I I was like I'm pretty big likeI'm, I mean I'm not, I was bigger than him and he's it was jhe was Wa quitesure he was like...

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...pedon point o yeah, exactly they. LetMe Dekick thim out they let me back in and then the friend that wasn't drunkkind of did help as well. I mean I've got agorfriend yeah and then I think, towards like the endI was kind of like everyone was kind of leaving we staid. We have like a goodlike other extra hour of just straight Partyn and then te Dak done. I think Iwas just sat in a sofa for a bit. I thint, I think that's my memory of it, but butapart from that was sick like we witthen, we left you'v got some food,so we met up without me an airport and we Melio me and then we got back homeactually in time and we actually did a madness of a night out. But let's,let's Bro, let's roll the tap back a little bit. So me you and our friendlummy on the way to the airport we get to the airport. Our friend Ranamallhe's fucking sleeping somewhere in the airport. We don't e cat really get intouch with him, so we like oh I's, probably checking yeah. We chick orchicken et we check in before him and, if checked in, if he checked in it,could have gone and slept in one of the little like pods. It was just liketrying to do his best with like a three Fuckingbanga Batak, so it shouldn't bethat difficult to yes stay behind the likebetween, a fridge and the wall, anIT's fire. I wanted to bring up. Oh yes, so yeah.What didn't you tell the Prequel of what happened to start out as catfishthat bitch and I'll tell you where I got that and then we could say well,we're thinking were taking this to okay. So the whole thing was one of Mi to ask was to create a faketinder profile with an attractive girl, and so I got a load of pictures fromlike a certified model to be part of the my profile. I name HaCamille Saint Pierre Cammi, Commede Sonpier, as the French would say it,and because she's French, although not really she's, like Polan or whatever,and and then it was great, I created theprofile. You know everything was really naturalgot like immediately. Like just sweat right on everything- and I got like a hundred plus like yeah andthen like sixty matches and then thirty guys immediately like replied and thenlike two girls replied because yeah she was bisexual and within I want to say half a day. I wasblocked so that now my actual tender count isn't allowed. My account hasactually been blocked. My numbers Ou has been bloodito. This is fine. Thisis fine thirs the price. We pay good co, trying to push the limits. Yeah. Wepush the LIMIS, try to we fiht week, which ane to move the culture forward.Bro Yeah, bisexual, LGBT! Thank you. Soafter your banage I try yea and what happened. was I made a Fak facebookaccount for Fabritia Ordy? Why woasd you name a golf or BritiaBrishe S, jus Yo! No, you mightfbritiai checked thename. I meant light. Wait, that's a real Taoe exist. THAT'S THE FEMALE! I didn't know if thebrace had a female like caledory, I just guessed itwould be for Brishop,but yeah wow. Okay, I continue carry on so Imedi it and the Sam Ame being already the initials of UPID and so made thatind O. I was going good and then tinder that section was good and then theyalsed for a number and it wasn't a way of skipping it. So obviously, when Igive my number my account came up and then I was a fuck. I guess this isfucked up, but then I was just like you know what I mean Lik, I'm solidly in arelationship. Let's lit, let's do a deep cleanse of my tid and just get ridof everything and just black it out. I saw I did so. I just went throughmemory lane of like old comments and Shelala and ill doe on matching eachhunre Onen one one one right and then I found a couple. A couple of nights out.What I used to do was give my phone to one of you, boys andjust say. Like I said: Whatever you want Ayeah, I don't have a lot of them.I think theyv most likely day. unmached me, let's be honest after you lottsgoing on, but I remember one of the boys type said this and got a responseon the same night, but I never saw it its Tas Goco Jema and our boy...

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