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Episode 15 · 1 year ago

Ep13 The Shittening 3: Shitsgiving

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In this epis... who am I kidding, you read the title, you know what's coming. The trilogy is complete.

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...because it's the tables are full andthen we were out to walk our way to probably Olyontr and then M. my boytells me he's forgot his phone. No, he did it in the most loney ways, awhere'smy phone and he smiled at me. I was just like Jez Ahso. He needs to go back and I wasjust like at that point. My guy is not necessarily sober, so he couldn't walk straight. His hisjaw was fine, but he he couldn't walk straight. He couldn't like talk withoutslurring. I really understood how disgusting I must look when I'm shitfaced care of me. I kept in directing him incertain ways I hound his. I held his shoulder when he was crossing the roadand he was Li e Aca Cross, the road of Moun, I'm sure he cant, but I kept himin my hand her and H, but he was like to Ga Pon and I was like Oh yeah I'llgo run again. He Lai no, no I'll go. Get it you go to the pub and just castthe table an I I'll, get you to to the pub to Lo on to pic a EFOL agamub. Hegets on Senuba. He goes. I make my way to the holy and then it's it. It's it's been five minutessince that journey's ended. He said he's going to give me a call when hegets the phone, no oe. So so I I call him and I continuouslycall him continue Siico and I'm just like fuckmesidewas wove. I don't. Ishouldnav went with him and then I go do but to the Landton Alto. The landdown is about a tenminute, walk from where you are reall hot Dan Yeh, so obviously get into a a verysmall room in I know you have windows, but yeah go um yeah, so I wat a it yeah, so I goit a Antown he's.Obviously not then I checkend the laddown is like. I show him a pick. Ishow a pitch O. I in fact show tha display. MEC SOB got for his contact,which is him with like Sunglasse looking like quit, Dush and I show theguy and I was just o. They might not recognize him an he h. Oh no, he gavehis phone to chalk right an so. He didn't come here since SNO. Okay,can I get Ewos so now I have his phone. I don't havethe human yeah. I I realize within the three years thatwe've known each other, that, like all your personalities that start to ruboff me, so I decided to get a boo a drink to think about why Ishould do nat thats hilarious, that's all Lommy! Bythe way. This is that's all Lamy influentan extreme drinker it worpeople say train trained bears. This was me just like thinking this is thatwhat yeand e was like an it was really Hor. Okay, it was really hard. I neededsome sort of Refreshin, so I drang you. I just think so. I was just like Itried to like, because obviously the UBA would havedone the postcord, so I'm just like. I must be anywhere in that roap. So Ijust walk up and down that road good three times by now. No sign of him M, so Ranima by then was busy, but thenhe got ree and then he came along. So this is I've lost him. I think threeishand ive, and then ranimals com into the picture, Ond, half fall and so ser.When you called E J I was, I think I was waiting for him and then l knewjust an Otday and then Um. So then we both my B, my boys, Byhesochill about the situation. He's Li I'venost him like five times, FYOUcomeback. This bases says alow boow, individualpersonal is on our friendship. But so then we both end up just drinking acouple drinks at the pub to make sure that he's still alive. Obviously one of them obviously be paid inrespect of hand. Thinking that he's bad, but Poiala he's not dead. So then Rana somehow convitces me to goto central, and then we win ubank saw her, which,as a side story, Soas incredibly different right now, it's it's Ga likemoutdoor seating, they've like closed off aload, the roads onestly. It'sGoveri, I was going to say European, but you know I mean you vie to it. It'sgone very late, yor seeing outdoors is so it's beautiful an honesty. You knowhow they've always said like. Oh, we should make Oxon street like completelypedestrianized but like making so...

...predestrinized looks so beautiful. LikeT I I could only imagine like during like the night, the nights, the nightlife side of it, it would look even prettier but yeah. So then it was amazing. As Munowas great we went to a couple of bars. We checked them out. I had the sameboring funny conversation with every BOT Anias like Aya. We ended up askingKe how Howis it since like m the cowird situation is like. Oh, is this thefirst ime you come me out ye it's the first tumvercoming postal, ApocalypticHaha White Ba? What was I going to say Yeh? So I am a shipface right now and I also have a bedtime because Covei has ruined everything. I've donein my family to make myself a terrible child, and now I'm have to like buildup my reputation of t e shape child. So I had a bad time I here an or so I hadto make my way out. I'm on my Egbor home, my Dar cool, an Tomy'SB SA. I geta call on Lomispur and it it say someone name and I was just likeokay- maybe there might be a hope, some picketup, this goat talks and I'm justlike and she was like. Oh do you have Lomyspon and I was just like Oh yeah youlow me heise there and- and she was like nobut he's AU pul and he's out pop and then basically he was at aladdown.So this is up by the way I lost him at three. This would have been round abouthalf seven okay, half seven WHA, okay, cool 'causeSten, I think, isHaf Faish and then I g IG UBA to lagsdown, I get sorry M. Byumo was veryfriendly. He decided to allow me to do. U is pit stop at the lansdown and thentake me home God blessed. My Guy Fi star ran, but God you're, really nice.I would I would have gone, then I give it to him and he was itake asealess drink and then I was like Moa Facka IVgotvaway from a piece out, and then I called him ogiously to find out whathappened yeah. He W he doesn't remember anything, buthe woke up in a hospital WAC. He was on a drip. He was in ahospital drip when he woke up iser. I didn't mention goodper.Basically, when I saw him his shirt was caught so genunly. I was afraid I waslike shit like hyenas like chasy or so'me. Shitne won't seem Lommy run. Hecan't run yeah so yeah. So basically H, my God o I want to say tha. What happened is some blesse rich whitewoman or FEM woman of e woman or man must have saw him and Hisolo this poorguy on the floor of faint edge, ill call. The car alcall ambulance pickedhim up and he took him to Hanstode Yep. I think t at that makes sense, andso he was J hewoke up in the Hosean. He woke up in horse an on a drip and hetook off the drip and then he just like just left he just laft there and went back to the Po went back tothe bommer and he was Ling, I'm still down for a drink. I mean I'm fullyHidrat if anything, I'm good for like another two days. Oh my God. This is how Shsa nothing yeah I waslike. I mean it sounds like he's. I ues going handled by this quafic Meitwas on the street. Someone saw it fit to get into almos SOCAN. I just T inand then like e left the hospital to go back to a CAA, a Berny like you're.Talking about that. How Bi shall you and Mi my firstinstanct we go back home. This guy's Goingwokin up at the hospital is a hesgo to the pup and I'm just like Golearn Toan Co and he's like he shuts wripliterally, like his shit, take his shoulder the HASD to bat. It Ha Ocallinlike his shoulders liwere and I'm just Lik Oony at that point, when he got dropped,shoulder top going on. Go. Oh five hours, I think I was a bit tooshipt faced when I told the lands down to call me when this guy came for hisphone, so I must have wrote: AANB parently a rote down the wrong numberand AASTOSIPM, so he calle the girl. That called me was an Exon his that he remembered byheart. The number...

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