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Are We Done Yet

Episode 2 · 1 year ago

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ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this episode, El Wedgie retires, we attempt to fix Apple and we make sure we pay the pimp.

I think we just tarnit hello, everyonewelcome to the are we done yet podcast. He is Galss F, Om! Welcome! Let's getthis crack a lackin yeah, give us an Intera all right. So all right to thoseof you that we don't know this is a podcast about just. I guess me and girstalk about film. We talk about. What's been going on in our lives, talk aboutwith dating stuff, like I'm sure, gals has got some redit shit on the lockyeah. You know me and then just we got to take some different things and yeah,hopefully you'll enjoy it all right. So, let's just start with about fiveminutes ago. Ten minutes ago I sent you something that my brother Sant to meyesterday right this was this was a song him and his friends for a laughmade this song. It was like a three minute song: They LD just Havet, l, theI think they made it him. My brother told me that, like he wrote his vers inlike twenty minutes and everyone solt it everyone- and I heard it and I thought like his verse-was like particularly like it was really really good, and so I was likeCollon, it's probably because I'm his brother, so I said it's you and you'reabout to give me the feedback yeah. I don't think there's any sort ofbrotherly bias in this. Our boy did a better job than the main rapper thayfeaturing for he literally dominated that be his bars. A fucking, cold icyshit, Bra icy, sit yeah. He fucking stole the Shop Brok, fucking stole theshow. I'M NOT gonna lie, I thought so as well. I was like Ilistened to it. The first time I was like ye was that my brother Fuck, itwas my brother IIS SI to this again and then and then he kept like puttingloads of caveats on he whats up you're, just like yeah. Obviously, you knowwe're just doing this for a love like just anything to like not takeresponsibility, Uin case, he thinks I may think it's shit and I just got likethis- is really good and literally what I said to him was. We shall explainlater it was like a youn man and actually com bit. This, like is so good,like. I literally have to look at you in a different way, no more ill Wedgiufor you. I think your Bols have dropped and let me just explain to you what LWEDGY is l Weg is a thing that I did to my brother growing up yeah, where he'lllike like we'll be like we play fight all the time and then, like then, it'llstop and et like an ou lat, I wus Bein a living room and he'll be in his room.My living groom is downstairs and then sort of pis oem was upstairs, and soI'd be like I just from downstairs like fright. Under the stairs I'd be likehello, Glg and then they start freaking out be like no no hlglog like, and I was like. Ohego g get strong andstronger as I went up the stairs and and then he tried to bluck his room andthen because there's a ten year difference between me and my brotherand obviously like open his door and then just give him them bigges SWEZYEA.I could and then, as I say, get stronger and stronger and I'm sourt ofholding his like underwear like up Ane, O and then and then, as his voice isgetting higher. I iincorporate that into the SOG and I go get strangit's iyeah tht NCREDBLE, I mean I feel litthose wages on have taken place to speed up his pube for Hav helped, but yeah he's on his righthe's had his boits bu and he doesn't need any OMOYALWAES. I agree. I agree.I remember like what do you say: Tenyeegg gap I mean that you protersthe same minute and but you're younger than y your brothers, ten years olderthan you yeah yeah yeah is Nack one brother's eleven years, one brothers,nine years. So I just say they're a decade older than me, and we used tohave this game where in the living room we have the coffee table and we haveselfas either side of it and it's just basically the pushing game, whoeverlike loses and whoever, like pushes other one to the sofa guess just statBa that, and even though I was ten years younger now thinking back to it, I just realizethat they cook it as an opportunity to slap me right in my fucking place:Jokes: Did you ever win once no, but then, like? I played the game onceafter, like once, post fat boy and Somewo of an adult gass came into how Iwas like. I tried it back once I did win and I did get slap ov or them. So Ifelt like I had my avenging story and, like my overocking story, kind of sadeveve done this, but I was Gon Na say...

...we talked about the brother, we talkedabout Me Gang Tlat. What have you been? What have I been upin, so this is stilllike we're still nlock down to anyone listening. You know three years fromthis point in time: Yeah the lockdown was this thing thathappened where this virus went all over the world. KDOWN was a big dear, and everyone wasjust like fist. One out has to buy the plessround, so Er everyoe can at inside for months just so they wouldn't have tobuy around that's Ho. There is okay yeah. So what happened? What's been happening?Nothing much so like yeah. I think what have I done. I sowt basically yeah forthose of you who don't follow me on Instagram, but at Fabi Fadman. If youdo follow me, you know that I have every day I go to Joe's room and I ask,and I filmin I do AA different voice every day, and I ask him: If he's gotthe Rona, if he's brown a fre and he's a his reactions, s priceless, I love itlike for for those like literally for the people that know both of us. It'sjust hilarious, want more videos and then for everyone else is just likethis. Guy Is the worst person to live with even my sister, my own sisterTania, the loveliest person. I know she went, but I feel so sorry for him.Please fab never come back. I so I moved here. This was like amonth ago now I think, five weeks ago, yeah yea intemo lastday was thit. We gots it was about a month ago, and it took me about, I want to say a weekand a half to get the corage to go and pourn of toget comfortable enough. First, I was I could then eventually Iwas like is just tike a chance. It's take a chance like I actually I googledcan the person who pays with the Internet have access to the specificwebsite, like I didn't, want to hem mor his parents to go through whatwebsites a wherever I went through and go just seeing Hu joes like into tlikebig plack buts? What's going on with that, like it just just high five Yo the next day, HentireI'll be here my got after I literally I gotcomfortable and then now I'm kind of bored. It's like I like I'V, not notmuch point of ages literally, it was like a four day thing and then I as just like, Oh cool,that's, that's it that's lift but yo AVE WHATHAV! You Been Uptto Dog Wol,it's been crazy man since the first episode man, I just gotoutsideatapparae. I went to TESCO and this woman just shoved to on my faceand she was like sign it. signit hat's, O I signed it, yeah Enyo I mean we don't do it for thelisters. Well, one of the things I got up to which is good news for us as wellour pods. Officially on I tunes now, that's the first I've heard of it NiceLon guys, yes, yeah. I tried to try to keep it like silent, so that I couldsay on the point but yeah, but you know what was soul. Crushing is just I, assomeone who despises apple had to like download. I choose had to suffer likeon apple sites and talking to genius people and everything like that. I hateeverything about him. It's captain this cunt and it's just like you guys ar the wo also theres too manyiphone uses. I can't do we can't do this without like geting them on yeah,so yeah. It helped me a bit money. Hurt me a bit. I'm not gonna I mean YeahAple is a company is a weird one because they have all these amazinglike products, but then their employees, like their factories, an like China andlike all over Asia. They they have all those fucking nets outside, becausepeople keep jumping it's like yeah, okay, well, Ga you want to stop evenkilling themselves. How about you Justu make that conditions better. I don'tfind a solution for it. You guys are a tillion dollar company, don't put netsin it, so they can just go live through that fucking ground hog day, all overagain finar solution, pay them more, give them more breaks or whatever thatwill do it like don't be fucking all put put campolines instead of the netand actually make wo more fun. That'Syeah T A that's! That's where yougo with that's good: The Apple Corporation as just gone tother like employees, houses and put like trampolines all over like theirtheir house, O they don't jump from the roof and the's come back and they evenput one like right in front of like the...

Front Torch just in Cam that one stepthey want to risk it like I' better. Do It apat from the capitalist cants,whatas iver been opt, Oh yeah. I finally finished what started andfinished the boy and I finished good omens. Both incredible shows: Okay,what's the best bit about like the boys for you, because you've watched t aswell and you're quite big. The boys is okay. Well, that's my favorite bit likeit's hard to pinpointed, because the whole concept is just because obviously,we've grown up with like the marble movies they ca't they came out.Actually we should probably say the concept of the whole thing. Yeah Ojoodo the honest, Mane. Well, I think the best way to explain it is like in acivilization where superors exist and there is a portion of the Plik togeneral public that we start the story with believing that they're born assuperos and then there's this corporation. That has the seven, whoseequivalent of basically the Justice League, but it's much it's so muchdifferent on what like the comic show as because it's more like, if it wasn'nreal life, how much they'll be marketed, how much they will be like sold out andhow much the gimmicks will be playing out and how, having that much power asa human will, fuck up you like you're, essentially a god at that point, andyou latantly do the most horrific things because you can' yeah, it's yeah.It's really interesting that way. Yeah! It's literally looking into thepsychological win, the sociological implications of if superherors werereal they're, basically be Gads, like you said, and, and but they're alsojust humans and they' what you do with as a human. You just push you just trythings, you push your limits and if they do that is, like you know,horrible implication for everyone else. So, like deals ware like superheroes,you know being druggies a deals with super heroes like accidentally killingsomeone just by using their powers. It goes with, like superheroes o actuallyare like just psychopophs, it's its pretty. It's pretty full hones. It's agood and hiy felt like just a good break so like we have, I think thefirst iron mine came out in two thousand and eight. So I think we'vehad twelve years of just essentially like the Marvel universe. Growing Yeah,closest movie that came to getting near the implication of Super Heroes on therest of society was Captain American Civil War. It's it was basically tivilwar, but just as a like in depth like it was so good athoroughly authoroutyenjoy that because it's also really violent, like you see real bodies beingjust broken like the acting is preally good as well, and it's also comment oncapitalism. Like you know, speaking of apple is basically like if, if appleappl was like a god of technology is like okay, what if humans weresuperheroes an apple had incorporated humans and an apple like company,essentially margesting superhereos, O the rest of the world. It's soincredible like how they like played it out, and one question, which is quite adeep question. So the D in that in the Supera, the deep end show is basicallyaquoman right and HMM, so he okay spoil Ers for anyone. Okay, but like he doesa horrific thing in the first episode right, yeah, workplace, sexualharassment. Let's just call that yeah. Then he gets it kind of switched up onhim at the during the end of the show where, like essentially, he gets right.How do you see that? Like? Do you think? That's psycomic justice. I see it it's!Oh, that's a good question. So it's hard to say because that world it. Whatit does well is that it puts superheroes and the possible mistakesthat they had, that they may, as almost like natural disascers, like a tornadolike wwhere, the everyone else like they know like they like thes, there'sa few casualties, because the supeherior try to save people and theyand it's horrible, like some people, get like literally turn into liquids,and they show it like. It's really really really graphic, and so, ifthat's like, if superheroes are just a natural sort of disaster or a naturalmiracle depending on, if you got like a good one or a bad one, then it kind ofinverts the whole idea of calmic justice so to him it was. It was worthseeing him in that position because he humbled him. So at first you like him,because it just looks good, really good. Looking Guy, she was also Ingussid girl.By the way he played nathaniel and gossip girl just to all you GOTSIPgirlheads, and on this show he yet it starts. Likestarts off as a piece of shit. He basically meet Tos a new employee, anyou superhero, also appensue, the an employee wil looked up to him from whenshe was a teenager and then hes sort of gets his you know getswhat's coming to him because he gets like demoted from like the main team toanother, to like another team like in the middle of nowhere. you start tolike him because he also understands what he did wrong. He starts to likeget. I cat gain ef concience, and I...

...think it does have a carmer aspect toit, but also what I'm really interested in is just the the story of redemptionthat he has, because I think society doesn't really have that like society,like especially now in the last five years, you've had people like make, youknow. Big mistakes are bad, but then still lead like good lives and then,like ten years late. They that that mistake they made, they have to pay forit, toy, get fined from their jobs or they gettin, prisoned or whatever. Butit's like the points. Human beings are perfect human being make Loas ofmistakes and they learn from them. This podcast yeah, but I did the idea of redemption man. Ithink it's, it's really an important idea to like society as a whole. If youmake a mistake, it doesn't mean that you're now in this catgory of badperson, it means at youre a bad person and that mistake major o bad person,but you can change and become a good person. So I like that idea ofredemption. It's a very deep thing to talk about but like, like obviously sayif, like someone in your life, goes through some shit, I that only you warnthe worst for the person that did the crime. When yes see it like th, I don'treally flinch or cringe. I like shows and Shit about, like I usually justwatch it quite normally the stuff that was happening to made me really cringelike it was. It was quite gross to just watchat that point. I stopped hatinghim, but, like I was just confused, I was like wait. Does that mean he's? Helike it just made me think, like what point did I start like rooting for himand yeah? I guess H N when, like when he started humbling and when he stiedlike understanding he wrongs and somewhat getting closer to likehumanity, you kind of realize that he doesn't deserve it either like toolrongs. Don't cancel out her right, so yeah yeah too wrong Zon make a rightyeah for sure. So should we go to the movie reve section? Yeah man, that'sfucking. Let's get the steppin. Let's go, there is one creature or no. No byGod, there is only one man to stop the evil. The only thing mort shut outanything more terrifying than a shock in the sea. It's a shock in a she. This is lines from the trailer by theway wait. The only thing won't you say S, a shock, bro Bro, like I read it andI was so confused the only thing more terrifying than a shock in the seas, ashock in a in a sheet in a sheets like a bedsheet. No, no, no! She it'sCOMACTIC. She good to you right. So today's Filis shock exosistSatan as Jors Biki, Oh God, so we star our story off with a nun. Ina graveyard, she's walking through and she's by the lake and she getsconfronted, an this woman just gets absolutely wrecked. This nun just getsa knife out and shanks her and then the Roser body into the ocean as some sortof like demonic sacrifice to sane. I guess and then you get like a CGI shockfootage with yellow glowing eyes, because whitee fuck not wait, so shewasn't sh. She was a non for like the devil or for like Darg, mythicalPutposha non for a different Corporationhahahagotcha. So one year, one year on, this is amovie with the word sharking. It's obviously there's three Bikini Babesyeah. They decide to go sunbathing by this lake on a quite a cloudy overcastday. So blamely they couldn't be Bot a tissue on another day. One of them getsinto the war and basically gets attacked by this CGI yellow ishik shakeShoti W. Lo its go. This babe be just beat atack Lathis. The shake fom the Shik for, like I don't know like soute Arave er, justrising with his with his robes and just randomly attacking her like because she's not got the proper attireon. I just Lov from Abud Yeah, sorry, Continuy, culd, tee you so basically the woman that getsattacked. Let's call give me a name buddy, Jesse Jesse, andI need two other names: Mary Ann and Louise Jesse, Mariann and Louise, soJesse doesn't get attacked the worll get attacked by the shot, but lives tocholders tall and Maryannn carries out of the whae Lek and you see basicallyWatis catchup on her leg. Ashe makes a miraculous recovery in the next fewseens on Magi, and this bit gets a bit Wacky, but we're going to go with it.So, in the middle of this there's a TV show getting shot by this lake and it'sbasically like a paranol. More TV show reality situation. They're like talkingabout ghosts and stuff, it's called...

...ghostwackers. She ends up gettingpossessed by this demonic shock slashape from habbw. The original Gudthat gets attackd ill go jesse with the next scene that we see Ofer, she's,basically wearing the skimpy oufit Heh haking, and this guy, which is like the most terotypicalcreep ever also looks like ripped version of Guy Fery Hina gives her alife and then he tries to finger her while in the car, he's barely had aconversation and she says no, my Gol, okay, yeah yeah yeah stand you grandbette girl go on the next scene. There, both in bathing, suits in the warKatsoh. Well, you know people be changing their minds. Calleus trust meF. When I go out when I go out and then you know I meet someone and then I'm,like God, there's no way anything's happening and then, like you know,after five hours you drinking off and you like she's, great she's, so fun, Rdownman. That's why Ay said wear im down if they say nod for the fiftysecond time. You know so. Basically, Oh yeah, so the kissing in the water, thenshe kind of leaves him kind of sinks into the lake and outcomes our CGIshock. So this donny that look like guy fery,miscellaneous Ponstar had a brother and he's a priest. Yeah Yeah Yeafucki not,and he gets a call alsos. Is that same actor? You know them ones wherebasically the same Guy Buh, they d claim the were twins. So, oh no! No!These are just brothers that look identical, so this priest gets a callthat he his brother, died by the Lage by a demanic shock, so he decided to go,and our next scene is this ghostwacker lady. From that reality, TV show whogot possess. She starts PUKING, this random civilian, like basically becausethey have the word exosist O in their title. They thought that it made senseto do this. I guess wait so so ijust, basically just randomly pooking becauseof the word ectesis yeah Y H, I think like, without that it wouldn't actuallycount as the exosist bit. So then it just Qa shock. So I guess gotta putthis Puke in I mean make sense, make sense and then my m, the best scene.That comes after that we see for the next six minutes M Don. He just jogsecause. Why the fuck not, and then he sees one of the victims ofthe shot she's, basically like in a bikini andby the lake and she's like dead and she's, got all of the blood around herand he runs to her gets gasps, and then he saves the line. Oh she still kind ofhot. I still do her. Of course. That's a gotta check yourpriorities in those times, so, okay, okay, this gets glass byi. Ihave skipped so much of this mobe just to hurry. This show. So the originalfriends Mariann and Louise Tanksman Mariannand Louis, is with this dude apriest. Is there trying to find this demon killer as well? I think you saidJesse Jessie's, a killer right and the dude breaks up with one of the girls,and it's all done like in mind because basically they're shooting in a funfairand they didn't want to rerecord over it. So I think they just chose to playsome music in the background and just break up by your mind. So then, thekiller she kind of grows like jaws like a shock and kind of vampire Byim, ofcourse, and been my boy, my priest, Ponstal Guy, fery dony. He walks inwith the cross, and he says the power of Christ Command; no compels COM, man, yeah yeah, that'sright! That's right! VIYO, letlet! Let Christ talk through my man Bro, so thenext scene. We have the killer, Jesse she's tied up and then what she does.Is She vomits on Guyferry, which pisses him off? He decides to slap her whichunties her she kisses him. He gets red eyes, which means that he's possessednow again and then there's a portal in the sky and a CGI shot comes from thesky and eats everyone. Of course. That's what Sutman and people work so hard to write thatmovie and Putan they had a crew and everything youthere was like an credit scenes andeverything bout. I was he willing to even take notes of Bals like nowYoui've, given you more than nothing, you deserve nowell! That's how the filmmeans there is a bit more, but I'm not even going to dievote. That's just Endewith the CGI shot, Killin Veryod, okay, I'm kind of curaues about what happens.Tho All right, Sowe, think that everyone dies, but essentially the onlyone that basically dies from that is the priest by the looks of it becausethere's another nonattack, where tanone...

...kills another person to sacrifice herbody as then our original killer, Jesse. She comes out of the water and shefights the nun and kills the nun right. And then itfinishes off with to mate Mariann and amy, no Mariann and LouiseLouis thanks, my Mariannan mouise and Marian runningtowards Louise and saying I'm so sorry, forgive me and then she's like wh.Would you do and then Mariann just jumps into the water and she comes outas a shock and eats Louise Ro wow? We are that mud. I mean that's kind of a good ending outo anthings got the best bthe way. There's like to murder ti skipped adream sequence that 've skipped there's so much of this movie that absolutelydoesn't make sense and it' just no reason. You know when the you know, when a filmmakergives you this much and you'll put so much in your play. It's like how canyou even you know, give enup away like you know. How can you there's never going to be enough?There's always going to be something missing, because this is too much allright. Well, thats, I remind everyone again what the name of this film wasshock. exasist Satan has jewels all right, gous, let's move on to the nexttopic of conversation, and I've got a question for you. What were your parents most racistabout, imagined you legend? This is a goodshit, okay, okay, what's the next play o theres doing the Vido te starts, letstart with that, let's think about like what, like just growing up shit, that,like you even question at the time, Youst like Ia, just saying this stuffabout a group aeyracist just subconsciously, there isthe equivalent for the n word in Tamel. Oh God likedrop it like it's SOT Roht.I can't do that. No, why? If someone translate O and makes it it look like Isaid, eenwond fuck tat know how this plays Aut, I woalt to know I'll. Tell you offthe all right cool you, an Cacho B da Soi. Remember him telling me the storyof how before we I was born when he had of license and how he said. Oh yeah,that, like basically Oh yeah, there's an iguel coming and to his tooterperson that was working there and then this dony was from Maricius whobasically no Toml as well, and he was like. I do understand youguys and then my bi o was like wow did a a Aso. What what's your? What's yourracism? I know my parents aver say anything racist. Doesn't you imagine tmaybe, I think Walin its, like, maybenot race, but like really politically incorrecte, like to the point where, ifsomeone Ta was like our age would like say something like Thayd, be like you,you're fucked up Bro, but obviously t on't. They don't mean it in a bad way.They just how they well there's different s like there's things that hesays like he about my dad. Has this thing about how people from the Westindies so like Jamaica, Jus like yeah, that I don't take theworld seriously e, just 's like and at first it sortslike almost like a kind of a compliment. Is it it's like yeah? They just theyjust chiled vibes, yeah, so Chille, this thes, so relaxd all the time allthe time and then, like you, let him to a yeah, cool and he'll. Just go it'slike Islik. It's like they dont want to be successfulyous, Isso, bad and obviously every ethic minority youhad say it says politically incorrect things about white wlike. You knowwhite people, they they love like Cosha is like o. You mean juice, like joishpeople, D he's like yeah white people. I I mean supposedly this a distinction.I hilarious sodoes like one time Wentownan my parents watching some sortof like country foul or something to do with like it s. It was like countrysidy, show and, like my mom had like a massive run about like I don't know howthey could eat like the cars. After doing that, and everything like that,she well knows that her son eats cheesebooges for day and night, and then I was like yeah, but like backhome, you raise chickens which you make into curry and she was like. Never Tolome that yeah the just get to a place in theirmind with it like th. They don't see thet own, like the shortcomingsthey,just see like the rest of the world,...

...feel like they understand like thethought process, and they just leave one step out just that on one tep islikewhats Quei, yes, quesion, Mer, G, okay, so I've got two more questions.The first one is: what's the funniest like situation that you've been onyou've been in where without meaning someone was racist to you. So like Iguess you already said something like. If a white person goes to you, an g tosee I high to me hite Lummy, and then they go notma stay to you like that'sthat type of situation where someone just without even know it with the bestintentions, just put their foot in them out wel. There was this time that,basically in my prior life I dated a Muslim check and o. Then I remembergoing out with her to a lot of like just like everyone, fucking edge Waro,didn't ot thores somany times I was mistaken for just basically MiddleEastern ewtalking, like Arabicmellike. I learn the right level of words justto tell him like that. I don't understand, but I want to say thos racist, but it'sjust more like just you can't blame it yeah and yeah. That point. I would eventhink I am Brosn. I don't blame you forgettingso. It's not that Oh shit! No,there Isa! There is a good. I wouldn't say it's a funny story, but this isquite a deep story. So me, my girlfriend at the time and her friendwere on the bus and we're going from UNI to southhole right and so this. Soit was a very pack bus and then there was a seat available and it was rightend and my Gona told me to like sit there and I was like yeah I'll. Go thatand then, like there ws a black dony like sitting like next to the cornerseat and when I came by he just basically whyidnd. He basicallymanspread, and I just like. I know I'm not Goenta lize and at least now I havesome sort of stature to myself as it like. I was skinny gust and I was sixtykges ma. I was Lina Yeah. So then, like I, just look like a lost poppy at thatpoint, and I just like ow can I just go sit there and Shand. He was like no,it's like what what and then he was just like I've had to work all my lifein this country and you we you coming from Syria whatnot with your two wives,don't get to sit wherever you want in the bus, an O, so many levels to th nowaitwait ti this was Uin. This was a black guy, a black girl, Yeah YeahBlack Guy. Oh Shit he's a black like middleage man like the probably latedays, and it's just like it put me Sof God, Youjs Sike. I don't know what tosay yeah, you want to say it was like you Wuld, your two wives. You like you, couldn't have gotten somuch more like wrong. Like you just got too much wrong. There's not there'snothing much! You could have done at that point to get anything more ROUTHEM GO YEAH! What's your situation? Yeahthere was this one time Itas that secondary school, and I was coalld h.like a few of the lads from my school, I was kind of like the like. I justused to jump from group to group like just blacks, Asians whites. Likeliterally like and there's two tops of Asianas well like there's the Filipinolot and then there's the more South Asian Lot and hi now I's like we hungout, I think, there's like a snow day. Everyone got to school whand, they werelike school brilge like eleven am, and then we went to. I think one of like is do called SamWhith is, is house like it's just me and then, like all my mates who happento be white and then one of them, I'm not gonna, say Thi, but he just Goe stunes to me like fullylike wanted to give me like a compliment like expressing how much helikes me and in she goes you're right for a black guy, and then I was like wait. What did youmean it? He was like. No, obviously like you not a me like you know, likehe, meat like. Oh, we can have like these different types of conversation.I can have different types conversations with you that I kind withather black people, which I think that's what you liked about me. We OuldTalk about fucking Orasis, like music and different movies, that you knowblack the black people at my school at that time, Wern't watching what came out was you're all right fora black guy, his heart at he's, basically justsaying you're, not stereotime, but like in doing so. He did is putting everyonedown. They we just tk. I want to startcracking up like he just came out, so it pulle the whole race, ta Eah Oo,youthink black people are nal. Right is like now now you know mean like it justcouldn't think through that phrasing. Obviously, all right Pai. Just from mymemoir ECAUSE, I was looking through...

...some redit Shir and I was just likethere was a group for, like worst thing waking up to, and I was just like:What's the worst one ive welcome up to, and I would say the worst thing: Ifwalking out was in Lommy's bed ahave to deal with the smellwhenimyprevious jobe and I was a couple of leaks in and yeah, it was a stupid digt out and ithappened to be Lommi's birthday weekend sort of thing. I was Bat guy and decided to get him abottle at Club D, my Gor good friend Lovy didn't returnafter Sig into the club because there's bait and then there's Lommyafter Ding Coke Adon't do duk, so he walks in well. Oonit doesn't walkin and I think I don't remember much of this, but I remember basically Lon menot getting in and like. I want to say like a third or half ofthe Batl left, and I was just like that. Costiond me, two hundred Quik, I am sosorry I am finishing that, whether my body likes or Haagod, so I finished- iDou idon the rest of the pelveder andapparently that well from thismoment on was I don't I'm not the story? Tilo it Tel people hat told me, but so so then, apparently I'm walking, I'mwalking a'd walking, I'm wooking great I've, never walke this Cray, my Lif Wakersand, I turne two corners and Ipassd out on the ground. So so, basically I passe out on theground and the rest of that night consists of Lommy and Ranimo. I triedto carry me and apparently what essentially happened was Lommy was justbasically useless like in many of our stories, and he was essentially justsupervising the situation while Ranon Wal was trying to carry me and and thenat one point, they calld you. Oh that's the one I was thinking yeah yeahtheycall I they call up reinforcements tto get you to pick me up, and I rememberwaking up the next morning with bruises all along my. What's that what th ajus Ike like it'sso weird, because it's like it's not like a bruise buise and especially youdon't bruise that poet part your ar very easily basicllyhthe tightness ofthe grip of you, guys, perfecty indented, into my fucking muscle andreally- and I just like- I think it's them too.I'm not entiny sure a this point likes like yeah. Let me let me tell yousomething: Letm, let me tell you what my perspective of it was, so I thatsame night me and Joe were out- and this is about- I think we. Ah, we stayout until about half past twelve, maybe one and then randomly like a you know.Tlet's say quarter to one ranamoll calls me up and he's like you fabs. What's up, Imean actually calls me up and I'm like. I take lhikes about three rings and I'mlike at this point you I really pick up like what's really going to come of ithe's like. Where are you like? Ah Sorry, can't hang out like I'm on my way backO yon your way back to the flat I'm like yeah, it was like. Oh can you likeget off at the next top. I was like what is hit yeah. So me n, the BeanLommy are trying to bring gout bring Galson and it's Takinages. I was like okay cool, and so I was like an ATN. You know. Since I'vepicked up- and I was like all with the pleasantries- I can't go back now. Ican't decide. I can't lie and say: Oh actually, I'm already t o flat like I'm,not I go. I get there and then me. I see Emrunnand lummy picking you up.You're like passed out but you're, still kind of like moving like makinglike weird grunting noises like but you're like asleep for the most ofit for the most part, and then I'm like I col I've got this and we trie to dolike each one arm and then the other person in the legs doesn't work at all.So I'm like all right. Let me I like. Let me get one arm and one leg and thenRanamor will get the other arm in the other leg, and then Lommy can pick youUK in like help where you can so we me and ranom ill pick you up. We startmoving towards the flat by the way. This is we're about like three minutesfrom the flat like if Youre just ever, if everyone is walking we're gettingthere in three minutes, the whole thing took about forty five minutes, I'm morequestioning how they got me that for in...

...the first place, if I'V, three minutesaway from your flat, I think they've been there flucking out, like I think,they've been there for a long time, and this is what happened. This is how Iwan to Dick head. fucking Lommies were put me and Ranom Mol Ere, pickingyou up and then he'd been working hard. So I,like I kind of take a shift and I'm like call you you got this. You canhelp out where you can and the he goes ah fuck in now that fucking crazy mateand then he just decides. I see him reach into his in a coat pocket. Get isa cigarette books takes out a SIG lights it and just smokes. He juststarts walking in front of her jus smoking he's like like. Oh obviously,FABS is here. I don't need to do anything and then so he just smokesAshit asically tag. You hes, like Yeah, O good game by yeah back to the Bakyeah thanks for coming and then yeah, wetransport you. It takes about forty five minutes, and then I don't even I dn't, I wantt even think I let him finish the whole sig like I was justlike Yo: u o what you doing brohelp us! We need you gametime and then the whole time,because you're making noiseis your everyone is kind of like yo can juststand up. If you, if it stood up and we just each had an arm around ourselves,then w you could just walk like take a step forward and then it would be likea lot less weigt, but you're not doing that. But Het looks like you can OlWriti more just bunches you on the urm and so there's Lummy, and I think I did too I like to thinkthat I'm above it, but I I'm not sure I was at that point because it just tookso long. Like you know, when you, you can see your target, you can see likethe door but we'r just we know, that's Goingto, think so long and you seem soresponsive. But, like your body is like it's like a fucking bean bag like couldyou just dare like ttke l, Oan she's like completelypassed out and ias just like carrying her normally is, is so easy, but thenlike wait, we when they're like practically passed out, it's just likeit'sa. Second potatoes. It's just so uncornat, somehow much more heavier aswell, see that's exactly what happened, but you know we don't believe that wethink you're playing you're playing this up. So, like they're, like they'repunching you inom like wake up quick you'l, stop pretending I meanand then yeah and then you justrealize. Okay, we've done this for, like ten seconds now start happening so wejust kind of we PUNCHIN ECAN'. Do it? Oh Runin, more punch you enough times.You houl have a word with it. I had I arlike. The only bruises I canidentify that can make sense. Was the ones on my arm everything else wes justlike yeah, I mean. Eventually we get youthere. I think you yeah, you slept he lummis in in Lambi's bed, okay, yeah!Well, that was it. That was that's pretty much. What happened finishingoff with the section that is yet to be named, because this used to be capagethat bitch and to me fair to sotmetent. This can stillbe catfish, that bitch ihave three lovely stories to techconversations and one yeah just full on story. We have like something I foundon a Readi subredit called. What's it called begging, chooses hi is theharnessess Sall available. I think someone is coming to pick them up. I'mwaiting on the text from them. I'll get I'll. Let you know if I don't get hitheranything back okay, but it's what my kids dog, I already kind of told herthat she could have it hha Yhdo. What tell you ka that you can have thehardess because it said they were free. They ar free, TOFOR, the first plassonhe wantyou to come pick them up some yeas lready, OK, Ri! THAT'S NOT FAIR! Ialready told my goal that she could happen for a dog. No just I don't know why you did that. But if Idon't hear bact from the guy in ten minutes, you can have them. Okay, sevenminutes later he responded. Soi Mean Al Guy. Goys like okay, your daughter canhave them. Where do you want to meet? I live at it's blacked out, but you canleave me a you can meet me in public near I mcdonnalds or what not I canmeet you in the car I canme in the PO hopok ther. How am I supposed to getthere yeah now av literally said someone to collect. I don't have a car,you N, you can come connect it I'll give it to them I'll, give it to theright person. I don't have time for this, but I've hurt my ancle and Ican't drive.

I don't have a car. What are youexpecting me to do? I'm giving this away I'm giving my cu dog harnesses furfucking free? If you can't, if you can't pick them up, then why do youmessage me? You could get taxi hello, hello, she's,crying now, that's how it ended. Yeas E honesly! I it's funny to read hat stufflike to be in bad person's position. It's Te Worse! Toeter like people thatare just condescending, little priks, Lik JesusYeah. The sense of entitlement is ridiculous.Like he's not even trying to meet them bar minimum of just standards, estarted exchange standard sendcommercial to exchange okay, so this this is this is this: Is Pretty GoldI'll give you that hey? Is this Lin, Hey? Who Yeah? Who is this John? Lordwhetre, you up to just Seeng what you up to that's? No Fun, I just got home.Are you and your beer still together, no fuck that brick? What do you do? I'drather not talk about it. We that case, you should me up this weekend. Are youan Marian Yeah Columbus now, but I can come to Maryan. If you want me to I'mkind of busy this weekend, I'm kind of thinking we could get some drinkstonight and let loose I be Oh yeah, where I don't know any goodplaces, an anything good near you. I know this brewworks in Delaware or Ican come to your place and bring drinks wit me well. How about we do something closer toyour place and if things get wild, we can head back to yours. Lord Okay ParkStreet Tablen, then Dain Columbus, yeah, it's an hour away from Marian and IAgonna take an hour to get ready. So me there ONA, fifteenish, yeah it'Yookay,don't take too long because I'm excited to see ou just wait. Ti El you so Ghtfifteen, I'm getting ready now needto jump in the show that looks showe, Huh anytimes I coul get pick and theysend a picture of their feet in inabubble, Bah yeah have to shave and get all smooth is thecaption underneath it noand now? Can I see a picture of you?I don't have the rest on my face, but you're Goin n have to wait for that.I'm sure you look fine long Holo. Can I see Yeahi'm sure you look fine stoppingat my friends real quick to grab something then rushing down and I'llsee you in like an hour. Our ten tops. Get that yes, okay, can't wait! Kissyfase you hear y. He said the picture of him on the bog.This wed dude with a bid and he's got earing. He just like no John I' Poopin and then he also sends a picture of theleg he shaved and 's, like Te cal moth part of my leg is, though my thirsty guy goes what the fuck is.This bf question my question and then he respons, O Nah ain't gonnago. I think Lynn gave you the wrong number buddy. Well, when you tell me, Idid a good job on my leg. I spent ten minutes setting up for that joke why the fuck didnt you tell me from thebeginning that is the wrong number kind of fucking wat kind of fucka shape theleg foryo. I gte that something. U Yeah I mean a hundred percent. I couldthere's no way that if someone mistakinly, you text me and they happento be trying to meet with someone else, I'm not taking advantage of that. I'msorry, I'm just not that good a person, I'm someone who can just look at anface, an opportunity and locat in the eyes and say I'm not going to waste you,and I absolutely mean it there's just no way that guy'sHilarious, that's yeah! That's my kind of guy. I saw that and I was like okay.This is somehow FABS. Long lost white brother, so I'm going to have to likeI'm Goingto, have to tell him this Tory might be my favorite readit story thatI've captured. Also, this was a much longer story. I made my own notes justto make this some sort of contise Aa aright good job. Imagine with a girlfrom about bad part of town. She message me first, so I said somethingback looking back, it wasn't a good call. I got I go to pick up this girlfrom e house, and I see the place is on the brink of collapsing on topof thatI'm thinking that it's probably not a good sign, but I'm already here sothat's probab classic. She walks out. She walks out of the house moderatelydisappointed at why I see I found a...

...ntender right so wat. My 'Sthis is quite like this is ex this.I'm saying what O I her skin was aging at twice the speed of a normal body andhad kind of a melting quality. She's aging, like milk, no seen in aSalvador Dolly painting this man is a fucking like Awfur Monhe's good, awhathe does ship was wid, we'll call it Jamie Jamie gets into the car and westart making smalltor everything seems. Okay, I suggest we get a drink, sheagrees hand she wants to get Donot to fuck it a drink of dinner. Let's makeBehap H, she tells me she knows a great place for a drink. We Pass Te Liquorstore and she tolls me to pull up and I'm still looking for a bar and En thenI realize that she goes into the liquor stor all right. This is pretty weird,but I'm thinking this Girlis, just being a bit economical by inesing in aBowho, knows how to Sav a dol. So I go in and buy us a ball of JIM BEA call.We get a BATL and I start driving toyeah before I could even shift theCup before I could even shift the kind to drive. Jamie was stugging it downand I was done called silver. So when I got to the when I go to the restaurant,I had a couple of shots so that iafter dinner, I was still feeling a bit buzz,so I suggested that we take a little walk. She didn't even seem phased bythe alcohol and the conversation wasn't uncomfortable, so she seeme and she wasengaging me physically to so things were quite okay and I'm driving a homeand when she tells me to pull over and comes on me like a wild animal, I stop.I stop her and ask if she's okay about all this, I don't want her to feelpesiet bloody, say. Noer GSHE doesn't want to feel pressured that Sh. I knowthat she's been drinking and she's, insisting that she's fine and shedoesn'twe look fine o Sa fucking. I go along with it and an act is performedafter allh all is said and done. It was a pretty successful first day and Ithought this wes. She was in the same page. Then Jo Jamie turns to me andsave these words that'll be a donas. I did see tha coming tht, that's so fucked! Oh my God. Oh, my God,that's so fuc because he paid for everything he's just thinking in hismind is like. Oh, this fucking girl he's like he's wondering I she I keeptryinto carry on Seeon ow. What's going on here like she seems a bit weird. Shedrinks too much H, fuck. This actually she's all right, we're gonenjoy havinga nice time, he's quite agreeable and e gest. I gets a fucking bill for a mediocreevening. Oh my God, a I don't even know what to make of it.Oh my God! What would you do? WHAL right? What Wald you doing thatsituation? If you were just win on a date and you thought you had like Aaanall right time like it wasn't great, it wasn't awful castly. I would hope thatI knowing me, I didn't full in love with that. I would also hope that it wasn't toogood of a date that I feel even more harbroken abogood point. Godshitif is ashit day and if it was alwod in places, I would be happy that that happened,but also I no chance in no shape of form. Would I fucking pay, for I wasthat Nonnn we met on a fucking dating out. You know what this was. Don't giveme that BOYC and also H, as I like, I just realizedlike she's, basically the equivalent of like the chicks that say that she's aCamgo and tender, isn't it that's, basically what she its but like,physically in my head, she's, just like she's like a girl whos, she she's notyet she does like the Cam stuff and she doesn't even like think that she's likeOh, this is a dat, but she wasn't happy with the way the date was going. She'slike et me just try to see. If I charge him we'll actually pay for it. If Ipretend to be a prostute, will he actually give me money think she did imagin if o gold testsyou like that and then she's like? Why would you even expect Thos, because youtold me that you wanted money? That's usually after sex, that's that'kind of the transaction works that actually happened to one of my friends.Let's call them Zane Malick, a similar situation happens. So Zane Malleck isjust like he's. Traveled to Jaby is having he fucking amazing time like forthe first few days, and then he goes to this bar goes to like that. Goes to theBart like this. His hotel bar with like a couple of his mates and they're justdrinking, and then this girl's kind of looking at him, and then he goes shotsto go goes really well like the way heis describing it to me was like yoarelike it was crazy, like she loved everything I loved like she was just so supportive. It was sickand then Theys leep together and then after that,she's, like Oh cool. Well, you know my...

...pimpis going to come and collect themoney and it's like what it is like she's, like yeah hit's, just Gon Na goright now I just got a got more work to do and and N he's like w a wait. What islike? Oh Yeah Ei a good job like you know, you were gentleman like you won', Brud or anything like ot did',say I'm just Goinna go back, I've got more clients and he cut, and then he just had to paya bit icause the way e inscribed it I felt so bad I mean, thankfully hewasn't like in love with her, but just even if you're, not in love withsomeone. Just the very idea of your reality, changing that much from just agirl that you're getting on with to a girl that 's working to get on with youknowso like the way that he said it like. It definitely was a spark likeAndik m from that to go to there it's just like I Waseagmtoan, I literally looked atthe fucking Readin page. I was like what Ti feel bad. I feel bad, I'm so happy,that's never happend to me. I hope it never does it's it. Just an incrediblydisheartening situation to be apar of like regardless of like you know, thetype of guy. You are, it's just oful a fe bad. These guys go through stuff man.It is like what number can that guy call, likehe's, probably going to have some mental health issues like some trustissues. He just learns all the wrong lessons because he got like God. I justfeel bad for this guy dude like there's so much Cru, my that would go throughyour head. Like you, Couln't have trusted you you caught ever like.Surely that would have been like a wake up coll. He must have been like justbasically celebate for the next three years. Shewas like yeah. I'm done I'mdone with this just sik you might yeah those are your choices, be telibate orjust be in Arsol, that's kind of God choicesnow, Cyou just Goseu, because you like now I'm going to hurt anything thatcomes nat way or, if you're, just not yeah, exactly jus GINGTO killthe halfof the world, because it is Dan prositute, so guys be careful. Watch out for Adams,apples and watch out for credit cards. That's to takeaway from this Pud. Youknow what I've got. One last question shoot Parner a don yeah. Now we're done you can follow my mainman Gaus oninstagram. As gals K instagram and you can follow me at Faby Fabman onInstagram, you can follow the podcast at. Are we done podcast on instagram? Yet yet are we don'e yetIWAS on? Yes, Butare we done yet fodcast on instagram. You can find thesame handle. Are We Dong, Yeat podcast on spotify and now I tunes shout out toGas's work ethic and and if you have any questions or any anything that youwant to talk to us about, you could email us hat all. We done youv pod, aJI, modop yeah, and if it's just quick, you can DMUs. We want to know any storythat you think is interesting. Shoot don't be scared, we don't! Even if you,if you want it to be anonymous, we can. If you want Ed to Fon us, to give youcredit, we will there. We go all right O to done jow for now.

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