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Are We Done Yet
Are We Done Yet

Episode 3 · 1 year ago

Ep3 Back with a vengeance!

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this episode, Lommy dies, we stan Bhad Bhabie and we consider pyramid scheming.

I think we just started we're back veryPS. Three W excite times tawe had three attempts per epsode one and now were anepisode three Half Time Change, O. I feel we feel I feel like we're veteransby we've got six Techicthi. I nowve done it six ti we shoul. We should endthe season as it is, and just come back next year, that's HAL. We should de o ashowup Ito, good three part every year or like end of season and then Havein anew season next week, like two MON from now we're on season,seven is till just one epsode and then everyseason is up. Having N W you being brother, I'm good. I mean Wa. First ofall, welcome back to the POD. This is th Al. We done podcast, yet fi we done yet fodcast a. It was abrainstop and you agree on the fucking at do not min you sound like this is aone Banti. I know. Ithethis is like your passive aggressive way, O just Ino.I just a forge. You know: I'd be drinking whet. We do this things sowelcome to ar we din yet podcast. Also, I meant to put the emphasis on the yet,but for some reason I put it on the podcast Waltom did I iwas do yetpodcast? Are you happy now like fo? That's not the bit. You got ro yeah. Welcome to that. We don't AVPODCAST PIS gals. She is fat bom! That's right! Welcome to also. Why dowe call this the Best Buk o the title of the PODCAST is the best party yeah.That's whati've been taken yet, and...

...that's that's like a good. Like imagine,people just Google it well, what's the best podcast that I never heard a parttat, that's the best podcast it I mean it doesn't save for the quality, butit's technically because that's ha title of the podcast is the best yeah.This is just like a theory about hustlers and grinders being differenttin, you're, just trying to hastlme views right now, Whe'u te cranch. All Iwant to tell everyone what you thery about the hustlers and and the grinders,and what Wa yeah as in like no, you were saying how like how great a HustleAna grander you are, and it's just like they are very exclusive things cribers.I will like say I'm a grander. I Like I put my workin and I just like. I LoveTwenty dols. It's just. It feels quite rewarded. Even if you don't getanything out of it. Husstes Lar, you do Thi Smat ones that, like the missionimpossible, not mission up, posbes the oceans, an Telo Lod, who are justcustos that that wasn't braiing at tall it's, but you know what don' Mea ik Ido. I do know and actually H. I hadn't made that distinction in my head. Ijust kind of saw it as both being synonymous before you, so tacallyyou've changed my life today, I' go forh in the world having two distinctdefinitions for a hustler and the grind, and it does pis me off that I do find alot of people, especially social imedia influences of the world. They do liketo call themselves griders when Tin Myh opinion. They are only hustans likethey done anything like the most efficient way to get to the top, andeverything like that and actually like put the effort, but they don't actuallyput the our like. You can't like I mean Fair News. You're making billions of hefucking youtube channel go, but you juesn't reacting to other people'svidians firing shots. My fucker yell Ta. Youmake a fucking good point: man, that's fucking, nuts, that's acthesy such agood point, because yeah, because you know you can't knock him for being Li h,I'm just goin Na take pictures of my ab sor. I took picture of my butt and mytits and make clots of money and get those a followers, an an influenavolthree vitdem, but yeah, but there's no role, there's no rol merit and everyoneknows that. There's no real Merri to it, but at the same time, because there'svalue in it and people want to watch...

...hot people tell them what they're doingfor some reason: Theres Bala, you can't really say yeah. I like that so they'rehustlers, because it as Yo individuals, ey working smart, like Hey, I have this-I don't know whatever it is, and I'm this talent OL this. This INA thingthat has value and I'm going to just hold myself out, make loads of moneycan't like it, but you cannot agraind it because doesn't matter how hard youwork at at that you're, not a grinder, because you're now, but then also, butthen the same thing could be said: forthe a true grander would be like youknow, someone whatas works downe in the Mindye, but I do think that is alsotrue. I don't think you should class yourself a grand amisse Don Tha hoursin asn't, like you need to like be exhausted nearly every day to actuallyfeel like Youyou're priming, your ass of otherwise you're. Doing. If you'redoing the ferst oficient work in my contect, you can't be grinder becausegrinders do more than they need to to get name out of it. That's how I see they t e clean the of Te Cleanit somuch they becomes a diamond, the diamona Dat yeah yeah. Let's go! I Likit I mean personally, I know that I like work, my Haue,something like in a professional sense, and I also know that a Lott of it likeat least fort percent of it. I don't need to do an if anything, I'm justdoing into kiss us and I'm just thinking that Thattisin ass willprojecting something else, maybe a kissing of a higher upperass. Maybe I'mtrying to kiss the ALMIGHT TS at one point but like at that point, I'm agrinded, because I'm doing something with the hope of something else withoutknowing it. US Les do everything for a certain reason and they use the rightpeople, Ora, O fucking lesson in semantics: Bro Yoa, fucking, lovingthis all right. So, let's just wrap this up by saying: If you're a hustler,you're working, smart, every single move is meant to actually reduce theamount of work that you have to do still get quite a lot out of it,whatever that is, and in a grinder they'll just grind away out:wherevitars the grinds the hardest so...

...like works and dicgs the hardest,regardless of obvious, posit signs and then eventually, if you eknough iwarsAr Putt in that something comes out of that Lik, they become an expert,something they become. They stand out, can't Mok numbers and time put in YeahMon all right, fucking yeah, I like it. So how have you been Si yeah ma I'vebeen I've been good. I've been good. I don't even know. Is this like week, aitof the quarantine odioustly like I ody Cartid, the Chorantine styg since IVPotdi, so memytin is ree Weki, but I feel like Yo like you're right. I feellike we started week, five, so yeah yeah we get go, go. What have I beendoing? I haven't really been doing much like it's been again like quite a quietweek. I'm spending more and more time at home, going on less and less warks.Why? Why do you think that I don't know? I think there was a point where I wasjust kind of like I was feeling like lazy, low energy. I wasn't reallytalking to that many people, but I think I was just feeling my time withwatching community. So since I started watching it, I've now finished sixseasons of Cana is a shift, an ha brother yeah. I know yeah. I think it was just that, likejust you know, really feel o like that lack of energyand then that kind of changed I last couple of day EA and I've been likegoing out more yeah man, just just feeling good alot. Now I have a take. Ithink that community is the best show of the Thandy tens and I think, aninteresting takeon community is that it. It almost ended the traditional like,let's say, television system, by how metar it was like. Now I digre t itdidn't end t of itself, but I think th. The idea was like Al Right in the inthe S. people didn't really mention movies, other movies, when you're inthe movie or like, let's say back to the future, whatever Hi di ther, don'tmany movies in that Crolem and then in the S, jus start reverencing, likemovies and Titel them television shows, but only like one or two and it'll belike one characters. I ca fill mereal...

...purpose to the mentions and then in thenoreast, because everyone just talks about it's like popular culture and youkind of by into that worlds because you're like Oh, they like TV and movies.Like the same way. I do these characters and then you to like it'slike an added layer of liking. It and then you get to the thandy tens andthen community takes Tup, takes that sort of referencing of the medium tolike the next, like a thousand levels like higher, with the character ofabets, he's literally like the way that you buy into the characters of the KIof community is by being inside of Abbet's mind because they go in suchcrazy adventures like the painful episodes and all that stuff. It's likehe's the friend who's like. Oh, this thing in my life is just like thismovie I saw or this seat scene in this TV Shit, and so he makes it as it w,which essentially is kind of every friend group at this point, do havethat one that refers to everything in a TV showyou now so like it's inevitatexactly, but when you're making a TV show it's hard to reference the medium,because it's like how a they mentioned. TV shows like every single episode andTV shows that were on TV shows that were coming up at the time and theshowrunners dilemma would be o. This is hard to sustain the audience to suspendthis belief when you're just referencing the medium that the audenceis watching all the time. So as a story, it's a really really hard delemme andthey fucking knobbd out of the park just by Introducein Arban, because it'sby him just being such a movie. It's almost like you're in his mind and allthe antics that the characters of community Gro through ae like themgetting into his world and seein the world through his eyes as well. And sothat's why, as an audience, I don't know, I kind of I felt, like my brainworked, pretty hard to believe them as characters and the wayin that I foundwas by looking at that world through the perspective of that bit. No, Icompletely get that and then there's also the thing of like when you createa certain rule for a show. You kind of put yourself in occasion either eitherthe the watches want more of it to a...

...certain level that it becomes force. OrU, you end up putting Thas the pinnuple of your plot and your story doesn't goanywhere, but they did mail it. I do. I have ost to recently by to rememberthat being Bak, an overapping just tim of just like how much refrence youthink abou got paid ever yeah, do they nailed it and it was hard like it'shard to beat that matter and its still and still be that funny like it was hadlike some real. I think I think more than that is like it's hard to be Meraand still have a Storhan as it. You could really easily be met and just becompletely sati and not have a point apart from just questioning yeah. Whatwe have is like societyis, but like the actually have a plot. Have a story likewithin MDIRECTION is preakdown wasome exactly and the way they did. It wasalso through the character what a yeah! What about you? What about you were youbeen up me like? He was saying man. I remember hearing an a podcast. I thinkthis is the Bentumat to explain. quarranting is u you get into aroutineand you'd like life a little bit and then you get Bord of routine and thenyou get depressed. Then you find a new routine and then Youd like life againfo. That's all it is. I do't realize how much I needed like. I didn'trealize that there was like portions of extra version inside me that I needyeah. I thought I was pretty good. Like I thought I thought I had the intentionthat I was intramet. I Kit Yo Ho an was at Bulshit Agi man Di for just in myout. I just want to just I want to have something to talk abouttat. It's like this pont will be great when we when we go outside- and wecould say we'll- have you deen op to this week in Ye last seven days,because we will te Tuck it dot, something we don't t shit, brotherlike,viterally, T e. The only two points I have written out for catchup session iswatching a Netflix show, relax...

...and something that I heard of Yushuvideo that I wanted to just diverge with you. That's what I dot. Itoothat's. No, that's no yeah ut its fucking nuts. It's aWeirdtas Realy, weird yeah like it. It totally crashed. I think a lot ofpeople's perception of themselves, like literally exactly what you said is thesame thing like applied to me, because I always like was introverted likegrowing up as well. I was also like a social butterfly, its kind of Bon, butI was always lik. I could go like you know, literally a month and like notreally see my friends just chilling like at home n I'd, be fine, that', aLik, all love, but then this time around I was like Isiamcausitjust goes on forever and I think the fact that you don't have a choice playsinto it and I think yeah, you sort of realizein how I'm realizing it. How much like a fuckI do need people spat, even though, like I'm and wivh like Joe, like myflat, make now and but we're like to Walthough, we cracked it yesterday werelike two different types of like people in the sense of how we spend our timebecause he's just liin extreme gamers, it's having a ball he's like fuckingplaying loads of games and then I'm just I'm just a conversation atthistlike I'm just like I could talk for twenty hour. Straightin like I thinkthere was a mismatch, but then yesterday we cracked it. We startedwatching Wontree Hillbro, okay, we watched three episodes of ONC Trehowai.Isn't what trick am I going crazy? Isn't one tree hill similar to GOSSIPOright? It's something! Yeh, a yeah cool cool bro. He just put it on like weerechilling Wi like and e dwein to his room and Wer just talking and then Shuput it and then literally he watched the episodes of it and it was fuckinghilarious yeah. It was we cracked it. So we're going to be watching a lot ofthat. There's lot of episodes. Oh Yeah Doyou guys start like buffe like agesago. How did that go? Do you ti the...

...problem with Buffy? Is that like theFAM, it wasn't h, Etat's she's, a vampire hunter is no, but like she t e the buffy thing itwas funny and I think the enjoyment came more from the commentary that wewere making and it's the same thing with fondrial we'r, just Parin it likeevery second. But it's like it's still good. I don't know, I don't know, Idon't know what it is, but anyway on Teale seems more seamless, buffy seeme,more like outdated. Okay, okay and Onree Hill just seemed like a normalhigh school show, and you know I love my high school shows like gossip girl,nine wo, Onno, Gasi, Gonas Wen. No, the OC you don't like. Ironically you justlike it there's a big difference. You don't like in a histor way, O no, no,no! I honesly get into it hard bur. I love team dramas where you have thirtyearold riters right in part for twenty year old characters who play sixty yearold kids. I love those shoes, I'm sober the only tim o collect resurvat withthat is when I don't know which heartbreak I was in, but like obviouslywhen you go, though enough. Like me, Buti remember going downstairs and Iprobaty, for I mean like Madin Celsea came up and it was the first episode ofthe GYC series, just like e just watchin, just wun the bands I goherkTark to that series. Madie it took it literally. I don't think it was thebest area of that show. So I literally rinced out that series on back twonights- and it just felt so good- is so invested in what Swech are theyre goingto and what cafe they'r going to a what nightclub they got. That is very highlylit. I mean, like you, shouldn't, have that much lighting in H, nithat's bestyou make it Outt. That's the whole point I I know like the nightclub see's,a kind of hilarious in that because, like yeah, the Tulet and they're, alsolike not litting a good way like...

...everyone having a fun time, justyehliterally, the lighting is realy red right. EGOT like like, like I rememberone like Mikeo. They had like it was highly lere they're having fully flesheconversations win slight background music in the background Yeh for lose,I'm Lak, okay, honey, youhave, never went clubbing in your life. I'M SORRYYOU'RE! Thinking of this sop. I don't know what this shit isbut. It was justlike it takes you in TA, journny bad. I don't know it takes you to Jeurney,take te yeah, an yeah. We me me and Lommy watched a Loto made im chars, oh yeah now, but we watche like a lotlike in a very shorp like it was crazy, like in the way it started was I wentto his room and he was like. I was like what you doing is like yeah, I'mrewatching mad in Chelsea Hewas and I was like I was like really and Istarted poweing him like Yoa. Like I don't know, I'Mi' going to repeat whatI said, but then then he went and then he went profucingitsand. Then I waslike an I, as still like power NAM. I justlike just sit down but sit sit down, sit down. Man and I sat down and thenlike within. Like twenty minutes, I got hoop and then we watched we watched andwe don't watch it without each other. What we havenin up until like thequarantine before he like we all moved out, but like I'm sure it's no MatWithoutyo, I'm sure, but it's crazy. We made it through.Like all the series like we watched, I New York, we want the went e south ofFrance. I be far like just London, Chelsea ones like this.Like twelve, I think twelve series but yeah and it's great. I totallyagree like it's more than it being a reality, show it's just the fact thatthe rich and I'm just like. Ah so that's what the one persent fuckon dowith it time. Shit Yeah Man, I'd like small small problems,are so big and amplified like on the...

...show that you fucking love it like theDrumarama but yeah. It's literally like tenty to like thirt yearold. You havebe tru high school drave and it's so fucking entertaining it's just yeahunbelievable. So I wanted to go about hap. Do youremember Danielle Progoi, Oh cach me outside how about that you mean Bahad,Bahabbins Guy, so she's currently come up for another scandal. Trat at she'sbeen recently being called blackfish black fishing because ecause hebasically, I just tell you the story, but also I just want PA their lat. Drakfishe me when, before we started dating she said that she's going to take me todrink concert. She never did, but she got be more hooked into her and shesoay that's a lie man. This is a power ofdrake. All this time. You thought that, like girls, all these girls love drake,because I just loved his music. It turns out he just giving thim game.Just tell your boyfriends, you do take him to my show and they'll fall in lovewith yeah if it works on me and work on Ann. So basically she had two instramlives where her makeup kind of made er look black. Apparently it looks quiteevident. Like her neck looks white. Her face, looks black her hands, look whitebut like that's one thing Okayn and she was getting my criticized over that.This is not why yea she's got into the scandal. Okay, let me try this yeageten me that I'm trying to be back when I show this in black Chinas housewill makea IC THAs black thatthatdirect quote. I just saw my audio yeah wow,and then you get bat. If I s Lik that I'll besaing. I Black Yo, SOM black, that I'll...

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EAH. But I want to put her like upthere, an because what dis she, what did she say? That's bat. She grew up inan environment where people think and talk like that, and she just she justbeing herself she's, not putting it on. He doesn't talk like that on snapshitand then or like o wherever or like instagram live, and then you know goback to her mom and you know, has like a sort of push British accident so likeshe's, not she's, not putting on yeah. She has a blackest pot best friend thatSheha also the fact that when someone says I'm not racist, my best friend isblack I's. For some reason. That's supposed to be a bad defense for notbeing racist, but you're, not raicist of your best friends black. You mighthave a questionable ideas about race, but you're, not racist, that you don'tDon you don't to me. Racism is still an Oll definition of like thinking thatyour race is superior to another race, and you can't be best friends withsomeone if you think that at leat, at least not without some extreme, likemental gymnastics and people, people aren't that even if yeah, they mighthave politically incorrect views about, like, let's say groups of bad people,and I think that, like a lot of western countries, the economic undeclaus tendto be black, like Linkin. In back to the corona stuff,like you know, getting a lot of like jobs, an for like nursing- and you knowfor like governments and starting for the government like sort of midlevel ot,not even midlevel, just low paying jobs, and then that's why they end up. Youknow being in the front lines in Chrises like this. That's why they, Ithink name. People are disproportionately like covid nineteen,because there Tis proportonally represented the front lines of you, thethe NACHSNET say and the maybe not the police, but like the other healthservices or all the national services yeah. So what I'm trying to say is she's done nothing wrong. We theonly way Hou. Can you can have a real problem with it I's because shes likeyeah she's, been careless, but one Oul. You believe that she was trying to lookblack. No, I don't even think she was...

...ses me racist, but I do think that shedid everything she could could not prove a point. Oh yeah, I mean I agree with you from the Gete,I'm kind of just going from my people who had an issue with her. I'm justkind of arguing against them, but yeah like Yehe, not she's, not ven, thesperson. Like you know she went on Dr Pi and that whole cash me outside howabout that that whole thing became INA rareal. That's quite presshe is aHossile, my God, that's what we call in Industry Call Ten Hart in theright. Exactly that you hitthat my guy yeah, you said you said it perfectly Ha, isn't in a right placeand at the end of the day it doesn't matter how much fucking you know BlackTol O. anyone in this on social media has a goat. Her that you can tell youcan tell like she doesn't need t to be all apologecs, yeah yeah so but she's Mi you, hero, iecin't, believe she said that I'v Gota Blik Best Dran, O yeah. She used thatargument in thusand and twentydudes. We stand Dadiel Begodeo this Finda westarte Yo rel to if you ever want to come in the podcast Daniel Bawlcan't get your flight on eher because of covid nothing to do find yeah. So the next thing I wanted totalk about is have you watchd the show to Boktan too hot to handle Lo Neflix,okay, so neushow a Neflix to hard dangle, and the basic premise is thekind of donies that you see on love island, but a different like, and theyhave this Alexer, like ai sort of speaker, sing that that'sthey give it and basically, for the whole time that they are on Tivand farI believe is a month. They can't have sex, they can't kiss anyone and theyhave to make real relationships and try to fix their sex, addicted commitment.POBIC selves, Til, Ik fix up and me and lax, had two continuous days ofdaynight to get through the series yeah.

It's a Weiro show Okaya like how is itwith how, as it Ithis one thing that I gitto tell you that so there's this?Let's say it like the most kink. Looking chick, you could fire a lot ofa you can't recycle Basi. She sees a guy, she t she gets Olk with them andshe loses threek for the group. They have a whole amount of a hundredkhundred thouzand K, no hundred five hundred sanddotshut up udrk, and thenthey lose Thko kissing and he just does something an she. You can leaves himand he cou, and she goes for, like the biggest black guy, that grin answer inthe black guys, loving life. This girl and the black guy is in the hottom and Sheis doing everything she cave toseduce his mind and then, after the Hoto they have a shower together and myguy doesn't break the rules. My Guy does not break the fucking rules Y.definitely I'm sorry, but there's I've never seen that restraining. My fuckingLife II worshipped that man, because if I had that restraint, I would have madehalf asision tat Ma my life, that is, that is impect. You know whatI reckon, if all right, so why, as you describing it, if I was in that show,so I guess is the goal to seduce the other, the opposite sex it doesn't haveto be. It doesn't have to be as in like as in. Basically, you lose money. Ifyou cane sto have sex or anything so that this girl is just Super Horny, theguy was just like no hell. No, I WAN Mon, my guy. Yes, I like that. I what Is what I think I would do if I was in that situation, I oh you can't Kars,you can't like fuck, but you can, but you have to be in this very intimatesettings like a bathjog or like in bed together or whatever. I would just wakeup and prub one out go to the toinet Rub when on you caugt, you ca, you CA,Wa, materatfor, the Homeyou Bat, that's...

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Like I woke up, and I was just like literally- I was like. I can't believeit Ian Iwas. It was quite good. It was quite interesting ID recommend at I wasGoin to say: Shall we move on to the bad movie? Revese? Let's don't let well,let's do it after a quick break. I lways don't get podcasts sponsored bycrispy, cakes, sansbory's, crispy, cakes go get your chrispy cakes insaints breze right now, between nine and H pm from Monday to Saturday and onSundays Week Sans Bridge closes up five. Another sponsor we have is free rangeeggs from marks an spencer. Are We don' yet podcast tird sponsor sponsored by strawls? If you likedrinking and you like the sun and you like drinking outside and you don'twant to press them, the cold glass over your lips get a strogg straws availableanywhere ner Y, all right, Canti, you mea the house bi necessary reasons.Don't Lisiuus all right! Welcome everybone to the badvewyear of Vou. I've not been at nobody. GIVAN YN production. This time, I'mjust going to jump right back into it. So Iman the starts wet in like a topsecret facility. It's all feturistic blue lights, silver balls, the Hosobat,our main character. Silvester, is running away from this organization andthen there's a huge fight for in this helicopters. There's podygards andthat's Pelly actually yeah, so everyone's Hav trying to hide it andthen ar so Weste dony pizza, Bron up with a CGI face on him because theydidn't want to do the stunts with man character and then he gets caught by MrDlory an himself because I've written it down I'm going to commit to thatjoke. It's Chris, it's Christopher Loyd! So then, basically we get expositiondumb. Where capture babies, we hide...

...them in little cells. We get these twotwins, one Silvesta one's another gun another one's called wit wit, is goingwith the evil. Ladies, like the corporations evil. Ladies Niece andeven ladies keeping the SOLVESTA for the supergunion yeah, and we're sayingthat these siper geniuses have their own language. They talk to themselvesin Partul like im like in their own secret ancient language. Theycommunicate, but no one else understands, and they have this likehierogryphic chiperish. Writing that no one could decide so the niece and thehusband on a Daycare Center, Oh yeah, by the way, all main characters are twoyear old, a two year old, yeah tha' at what so bes is Jenser, yes sovestasSilvus sobestus to, and this is why the whole CGI face makes more sense. Nowthey had a dwarf, do have dothe fights and the CGA A baby fir yea. That's gota hard bro, that's kind of Asic Iti, all right, CUN TIL! You continue ban,you got me a lest and if I go back the whole exposition bit where they sayingthat they have o language the same basically baby talk up to the agof tois actually really really intellectual, speaking things and how tem scribblingwith craers its hieroglyphics. Andoh yeah Te vheris. The babies are talkingin uniform, which is an ancient language, and they understandeverything and the exact words that they say is. They know the secret ofthe universe. Okay, Alltho lher's also bring it back to what you said. Oh yeah,it's like a language like like hieroglyphics is like yeah. That's, nota good visual language. Like letters now way backer than how hyrogriphics donot describe what you're thinking and feeling they kind of give you very sort of picxulave image of what they're tryingto say. So it's not an efficient language, caus yeah but like, but likemany, but the Feno hierographic readers would love it. HARAGREFIC weekly is agreat reoi quickly.

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Nottoley sure why, but they got themost preepious. It basically look like a far distant cousin of Chucky and he'slike like a good twelve feet tool and he's just looking about, and it looksso fucking creepy and he's in the climax. It was shipe my it was SHYPright, I'm just going ta go back to fucking birds and shots fuck humans arebabies. Baby Somi, like babies, Bet God, but that's may not manm tat. I H Tha,not I don't know what to make of this man.This is. It has you've you've hit a lot of nerves that get me excited. They getme feeling ship, bro or just storypoint that tits an action movie wi like a twoyear old Wulh, like a sort of Ani. More expressive Phace, I guess I'Ore adults face and I was just kicking the show of everyone like that, there'sjust to random. I can't wrap my head around everything that you said,because I can't really find the threat that holds this fore thing toget Iswart to go. The first fort minutes has so many different donten to link, andit's just there isn't a plot for the first hour of the movie and theysomehow wave this shocking attempt of a cutliht I'm not even trying to be acrick. It's so shit, it's just the sade. Tith is when, when at least for like,what's he face Wat, I don't even know what movie I did last time, but atleast for the bbro movies, yeah there's a oter line Clok, but then for thesemovies like real, theatrical pelices that are just shype movies, with badplots. If I explain it, I'm doing them a service by making it more Cearin thatand yeah w. It was an hour forminit long Ma, ayeah, it's weird, because he said that back that move a n one thousand ninehundred and ninety nine right, and I think why would you make that movie?Also, when there's already the rug rats which was fucking a sick, show yeahyour? What and also the Tagland of this movie is live action, Rud Ratbet! Ohthere we go, but like the rug, rads, the thing that made it good, wasn'tthat it was. I mean it as it was a good...

...idea because it was like all these kidswere together and they just sort of in the little play area they get get intothese worlds. With, like the going up, mountain they're, surviving te bondingand all this shit and a l, all of it is happening in their minds. You alwaysseein it as so deep, it's so deep. It's kind of this got of luck, a deepthing, but thiss l, theres Isalmost, like community, where you buy it,because it's only happening in the minds of these characters. So, likeyeah, you can accept that Yo you're going NA someone's Gointo fly andeveryone just buy an into it and like it's almost like in anacting exercisesIke. Oh, not wir, flying like an improve thing, and then you have alwaysat the roat at the end of rug rats. You always had the shot of like them in thelittle crash lhike. Yes, yes, they ar yeah and- and I is the same thing that happenedlike scooby- do the reason it was good is like they go. They investigate thesemonsters, then, at the end of the day, there's always a rational explanationto why these crazy things happened. Like the he looks like a monster andthen he takes off his mask and then Oh, it was just a human being and it wasliterally. It was always that, no matter how much they make youbelieve deep Downin, you that's always going to be man. How great were ourchildhood like cartoon fail Banging Bro Man we Hav the best is fucking. Didyouver watch recess? Yes, yes hundred percent made such a OO show. I justremember random. I literally can't remember any othe names right now. Icould yeah. Yes, Sam actually always rememberenemies. Man, fucking he's like the ultimate snitchman this time. Last weekyou had fads questions. Do you have more paaps question? I? Yes? Yes, I do.Yes, I doing this is going to be a main stay. All right. Question Question:Numeno, no yeah number one question which one of our friendship Crei, whodo you think, is going to die first and why the TIG is basically GOINGTO, beentertaining to anyone ow...

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...so basically I used to go to Brenol and my goylfriend at the time she was doinger Moste as well. I was working and then basically she went to study oneweekend. The Uni she met someone who basically was offing direction to theSer in lecture Ho right yeah. So she showed Eur Directions. They weretalking on the way and there was she she basically kind o network and shewas like. Oh Yeah, I'm basically I don't know what exactly she said, but Ido these meaings and stuff like that. You should come to ine. I really likeyou and she did the whole like complimenting. U Just thinking thatshe's, like yeah, you know when you come o en old enough th, you kind ofjust like them. SORTOF thing yeah, you come more Kae person was simplozin yeah,so she did that and then I didn't know what this was cool, but also at thattime. I think I was looking to move job and I was kind of like thinking aboutthe future, so I was like yeah. She said you could bring up pus one, so shebrou Meo. We go to this hotel, very fancy, O o spive star, and then they goto the little the massive hole- and I would say, there's fifty of us in thatroom. How many people does that room hold when over fifte wel and well like hundred a Fiftyi, twoHundyeah Il say we wl like a Quato the cast and so hn e had like a Ma massive projectorsell, so no one's coming yet and then the person that was the contact. Shestarted talking to bout girlfriend at the time and they got off and I wasjust Lik Yeah Twasshis, all looking Goo, so this donny walks in I didn't clock.I do't clock yeah. Basically, they start talking, they start talking andhonestly, if I don't know the mechanics of AIT's. Quite it's quite intrigrate,because if you don't know the mechanic ofhow Appero scheme is a pervice scheme,you can fall. Of course. That's that's how? I guess that's the point of it but,like I feel like it's, not whether you're smart or not, it's whether youknow by or not it's easy to get into it...

...due to negligence more than like low ICO. it's not something like not a scam. It's not a Nigerian princ of that. It'smore pure ignorance of yeah particular like the way business works and then,like I love those one slide which made me die inside. They literally had apicture of this circle and then two houros coming down here and then noe tocircles in two and then foirs coming down it and I'm just like your guy, youguys are drawing pyramids. You guys that's a Trima. You know Youe SUSD tohide that from these people so end of the presentation, I think itlost you like an our yeah and then I was like I was like oh I laged to mydofriend at tha time and they she looked at me and she was like how goodwas that my Jo Drote, I was like. Oh she, so it's goingto happen. What hesaid it front was. If anyone wants to Joik, they stay here for three threehour class and then FY. Anyone who doesn't want tojoink to do that way. Basically, so I go off hope go ti Noge out and I wastrying to reason with my Gorl at the time init and then this guy came in themiddle and he was like I'm sorry. I'M gonna have to say you to leave likeit's going to start soon, and then I was just Ik. I'm getings just talkingto my girlfriend to lead with her and she was and he was like, Oh Kno, whyare you trying no tonipus an likewhy? Why do you want to leave- and I wasjust like turiious face and I'm lotto say that I'm knowing ny other guy amright now, so I was not a comforten Goss, but I went to Hir face yourAPPERMANC and he was like how Yeu saying wear Parmis Ki when on Perami Ki,this e was saying something is Tlak. You're literally telling me that I willget more money from ggetine more people into your scheme, then actually sellingthe product you're telling me Jand. He was like PR gemes illegal. This is this.Is this in crowd funded? This is this. This is I just Li. I'm not gonna helpyou O, but I need that and then like they basically kicked me out. I waswaiting outside the hotel for three...

...hours you waitit outside for threehours you o Commib, Oh my God, Gyso hold on so yourn yourmind, you're like Oh, so my girlfriend's inside you know beingconvinced to Investi in the pyramid scheme. I wouldnt't wait here for threehours because thats us how committed I am to bewhat. You say Ahot that, Oh, myGod, that's amazing, dude you, you ane thedefinition of I'm a lover, not a fighter. She comes out and she lookedblessher like she was a psychoe Soy hsyeah. No, no. She was 't cycle, yes,but yeah blesse. She looked very like worried and concern them like she kindof got it. I dare think that was in that. I remember her telling me in Thosthreeality tel. They said a lot of things, but they said what importantthing is like. If you tell someone to come to one of the classes, never tellthem what they'e ven o coming to never toll them. What organization you'recoming from never tell them what the thing does just be as vigue as possibleso that they join in and then you Gan ad yeah. She took my great advicebecause gastes are always right, join but yea. That was my experience. oThe PARAC Cem tat is nuts, because that ecause I mean because abtulally,because if you, if theye telling the people not to do any of like not toadvertise what this is essentially just tell them hey come come to this come toplace x, you're Goinna go to a talk, and you g after that you're going tomake loas of money. What did essentially they're intensivizingpeople with and the people who stay kind of have, and they understand Ohyeah. I want to make money. They know that they luring people so that theycan make money. So, like the kind of intensifizing like the ferries, I don'tknow feelings or like ideas, they did kind of get because people know at somelevel, even if it's basic, even if it's...

...like, not in their main frame or likebehind, like some more subconscious. If I have to do all this work to getsomeone here, most people they're like under seventy years old, will know. Ohthis, I'm luring people I'm making money off these people and and they'regoing to lose money. It's just is hartbreaking when I saw the faces inthat room, and I o l, like I culd told like who was with me at that time, anwho was the one that realized what they go: Their selves into Ancomly to runout, and I get told Itel how many people like in their own struggles andlike the thought of being rich, quick, as in like we take the mickout of likethat negligence, and it is funny and all that Shit, but it's just it's justthat one lost hope. Isn't it's like these cins of just taking advantage ofthat one yeah Isit's scary, Shit, scays! Well, good thing you gous and you had aGallos Min and sand. You didn't go through with that Shit, because, oh, myGod, if you story was I got brote. Let me tell you by thetime I got roped into periodofi scheme. I would have pauledyou so bad. This is the story, how I got Rog Tu the Peramin Ki to andusually join to. But these reasons, Bat, I'm still happy today, so really thePyramids scheme, then someone just crushd my life and my life saving asmuch as it did to help me to know about. You know the struggles of the world andthe and understanding what's a bad business. So please invest with thisBattat business. So you two can learn what a bad businesses and based on howmuch how many this podcast has reached. I don't have enough friends to actuallyhave a Peis givamthat's. Have I been in a situation where I gotropes all right? No, I'm not sure I've told you this I may not have, but thisis not a story about how Omans got ropped into a pyramid scheme, but it'sa story about what not to do. I don't...

...drop into its already, so I this was, I think so. I went to theUniversity of Kens and I durink my second year. I came back and I juststay at home in London like thats my base, that's where my family lives and I needed a job during like the threemonths of summer, and so I found this a on, like you know, whatever onlinesomewhere for a job for like a Pitia Market Research Company and my role wasgoing to be to call people in Brazil find out about their spending habitsbecause I speak Posagese yeah. I go to this interview and I've beeninterviewed by this black girl really reonize. She like we're getting along,like I'm very casual at my interviews. I've always been and I've. I think I'veonly not got two interviews but like yeah, so I'm really Qite. I'm quiteconfident. Interviews, I'msuld, like Oh, have a have a nice time, show that youare good at the job because most of the time, I just think tha so far, jobhasbeen really easy for me, so I kind of just go in without nerves, and so I goin Sut chating and then I know that I'm doing well with this with this girl,because she's telling me stories from her personal life like Oh, I went outto this place. Bobah Lah Blah show me by nights, ousos she's telling me abouther pages Aa, and then I go it and she's like Oh, yes, O wel. How Com youspeak for she's an I tell in it en Portugl for seven years or whatever,and she she we were getting along gray and she's like Oh, that's, amazing, andshe basically tells me like I've got the job and he she asked miself. Howold are you and I'm like the time I was twenty and then I'm like? How old areyou and she's like I'm thirty six and I'm just like? Oh, my God, gusst black,don't crack. I got so comfortable to the point whereI told the manager of the PASE TAT blacked on crack, which to me I thoughtthat she was like a more of a supervisor like and she was more my agebecause, like literally like I was like...

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