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Are We Done Yet
Are We Done Yet

Episode 5 · 1 year ago

Ep5 Casting for love...

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this episode, Fab falls in love with his lesbian couple, Gowse gets a job in Germany and we answer the age old question; are blowjobs too long in porn?

I think we just started welcome back tothe all we done yet podcast. What's this episode, five episode, five Brosky!We haven't done that many for you to lose. Can we haven't? You can't do thewhole thing? Well, how many have we done? Yea Okay mean this is quarantine,Ma locked own is making people lose that days. I don't know, I don't knowwhat Hay. I think it no do know it's Monday, but the only reason I know it'sMonday is because remembered yesterday that we were coding tomorrow. So that's pretty much it. Otherwisedays are a concept. That means nothing anymore. You know my meals, you knowI'll have like lunchfor breakfast and then I have like cerial for dinner,doesn't make Senei have never said Syra for dinnes. A bad idea Sera for dinnashould be a national right at this point is it's a brilliant thing can'tcomplain with that. Really, but yeah, Oh yeah you've been running againt.Have you a little bit a little bit so I'v? Lo I've not done it every day. Ashows. Yeah close you my face, you see ey face Jus,say brother Jus say you say you can see all the days I didn't run on my face.Fuck, you GALS, I'm avoiding eye contact with anyreflections jus just because if we ever seen Gal yeah course yeahwhen Dio caleas character is sat on the thing and then he thinks you know whatshe doin the thing ofh the spoon. When I see my reflection, that's what itmakes me stop pointing toone and it makes me feel like I'm sinking, I'mheavy at the bottom. I've realized I'V realized this. I put on weight like agirl, ouof last fibes yeah man. I've never like I've got like love handlesand I've never been more aware of them. It feels like when people wear likebags of sand around their ankles and then they go for a jog, Oh yeah. Theydo more weight. I feel like I have those but like on my site around yourhead yeah. I have that I've got tits. Oh my God, I've got huge tits big Fanofaptits big fan, yeah man thatr decent. I was like, Oh my God, Mabe take apicture of just my upper body, you be like I meanyou Tart catbishing Guy Tougyou to Thatt what about you? What have you?What have you have you been been Al Right? Man iave been all right. As youknow, I was actually back at work for week. Yeah I've got a weird case of thefellow scheme. I work on the fourth week of the month. So getting back towork is so difficult and I would say the main reason for that more than theusual ones of like just work being work yeah. It's probably this pot, becausethis point is the best relief. I've got creatively for the three weeks, it'sGreat Yeain, it's great preparing for his great editing, yea and all thatbullshit like preparing snippits and all that it's fun. It's like creativeshit, that's that's my juz and then going back to work. It feels likeeverything just gets turned off. It's like all that work. You did withtherapist metaphorically fucks over and you just feel it just so shit aboutyourself. It's yeah! It's really bad geting backto work was really different. There like was it like always HOUSD, say likegoing back to school in September, used to be fun for, like that fir the firstweek and a half, and then by the third week, Yis sats in like and eating inthe work starts to settle as well, and then your brain has to like catch up somuch. It feels because, like Yo iee like that one, I think it's the reverseof that g in the sense going into work, felt kind of Nice, your bit Sike upyour bilt confused, but you kind of roll with the punches and then by thetime whens stay hit. You're just like I don't have the Samina for this. I'vedone two days of work and I'm exhausting right so give me a bonus andlet me go...

...and yeah. I think I think it is that Iit it's that endurance. It's also a lot easier to do it to like just take lotbigger break when you're working from home. The decisions are all in yourhands, and you know you can make it up later. Even though you shouldn't, Igoi'll just do this at midnight, it's like ten! Now I'll do this at midnight.The worst thing is so I had to wake up for the boarding. Wek never really didwork till three PM Yeh. So then I end up working til, seven anyway or likeEit, but it's just like, and then my brothers, like what Di you just workearlier, motherfuck, if I cat a re it just doesn't Lork hen anymore, beokay. Things have changed. This is now myhand, okay, something called nature, all right, shutup. What part from that?How how's your last week been? Have you heard of the movie? The Banke? Is thatthe one with Antoni Mac? Yes and Samuel Jecton? That's the one yeah I've heardof it. I've not seen it right. It's a fucking, incredible story! There'sthese two gentlemen, Bena Garra and Joe Morris and they're, trying to basicallymake a company- and they have this white man as like the face of thecompany just so that they can like be two black entrepreneurs who actuallyhelping out fellow blacks in the community, and it's a reallyinteresting story, and it ends with basically the trial of these two menfor apparently faking and doing something illegal when in facteverything was legally correct, but it's just the fact that they were blackand it's just fascinating story. Man, it's so good. I would definitelyrecommend you know what year this was said. It was. I Belie Ne Thousand Ninehundred and sixty five sixty five wow mad, like the history of American andlike in terms of like the racial dynamites with African Americans andwhite Americans, is really interesting, because ECIS is son, a slavery wasabolished. They would like different periods where it looked like. Theyewere like black people were going to were GETTIG. Like some opportunitieslike there was like a think: alled thike Black Wall Street. It was like atown. I think it was like in the south somewhere whirs, like juous, think it'scalled the reconstruction, where it was literally like a self sufficient townwhere, like black people were prospering- and this is was, I think,like late eighteen, hundreds, I think or thor like in thenineee hundred somepoint and then that town because of hat was literally burnt down by like racistand then they had to start over again. And so it's the dynamic that that itjust describes it just kind of like the this weird pattern where Ou', just likewhite Americans are horrible, FO, the Black Americans and then they're likeOh, actually, that's wrong, and then black America, because, like startdoing well and they're like no, we don't want that and then they put imbring him back to like zero. And then it's like okay now wish Jaes. That wasgood. That was before now we're good. We Bake so ITSA, weird period of like ahundred and fifty years, two hundred years, wher they've been like ubsidesand I think the s to brink the bring it back were like a time where people werefeeling, like. Oh, this is all these civil rights things like that's forbullshit. It's not going to we're fighting for this E, really believe init, but they're going to find a way to turn it around and thankfully theyreally haven't and it's cool and I think it's more integrater than ever.So I think it's important like it's a good that you mentioned it, because anot a lot of people know about. Like the you know, the mainstream societysays yeah we're not raced anymore, how hard it is to actually start and bildsup because of like Yoci, the beocracy of the system thatwas there right andit's so fascinating because they are talking the differences in statebecause in la they did something much more open. They were openly saying thatthis white man's fellaw partner and he will be the face of the company, butthere's these two black people who are also the partnest, but in when they didthe same thing they tried to do in Texas. They basically never showed upthe two gentlemen Antony and Samuel. They basically acted as a janitor and adriver and just to be like Incognio, and it's so fascinatind the wholeideology was they wanted to give houses and give spaces to blackfamilies in like white areas where the where the people would finally get outthe Geto rater that at and fi I finally...

...get out the GA and finally likeactually make a living and this this man like Bernar Garrett. He wasactually quite they make him seem like some like mathemetician genius orwhatever, but he was ahead of his time in the sense like he purposely wastrying to see like he could tell like the doctors, the Engineeris, theeveryone were going to come out of the GIR, we're going to like prosper andlike he wanted to be ahead of the game. Yeah he killed it right, Itas. I wasrealdyng up on his like story and everything's fascinating Ma because,like it's, he went into jail for three years after he got caught and afterthis trial, and by the time he comes out, there's a legislation that passesthat you can't actually restrict anyone from buying a property based on theirrace, gendal, religion, yeah. It's yeah that sounds amazing, like the INS andout of what someone has to do to integrate. Is it yeah? It's like itkind of backs up that sort of athorism of you know is it necessity. Is themother of all invention, like he didn't, really have a choice, but to do that,and so he just was like so smart and doing all those things that youmentioned yeah. I think and doing it in a logical way like like, like you said,he saw that people would be coming out, like you know, they're being educated,they're, getting new jobs and you functions are making more money thebeing allowed intimation society they're going to need a better place tolive than the the get tes yeah. So yeah, THAT'S MAC! That's the make you make inYe want to watch it. Do please. Do I literally didn't weed. I didn't readanything about this story. I didn't like look a trailer. I saw a posterwith acdually Macki and freaking Samuo Jackson and they're both wearing hats,and it looked like periodic, and I was like yeah. This looks pretty dub, I'mgonna Watch this wearing hats, Mak hats, a dope, okay, yeah, they'e, wearing lit kind offedoras right yeah, I'm not gonna lie. There was a timewhell so tempted to buy. I fordoron Asos. I was that. Can I be that guynever committed to never committe to it? I think you can get away with it onholiday, yeah. You could get with get away with a Fuck Loris Shit withholidays. Okay, like like thet whole, like Loosau shirt, that you don't evenbutton and shit like that. You can't do that in fucking. London is shortage. MeYou get wrinsed out of no saying I haven't no saying I haven'tdone that or no think you haven't done that Mu Fucke! THAT'S WHA TICKIN! Ifyou think about from when we first knew each other, I think youyoull, seI'MNNOT got any PUTANS. Basically, I ci don't butten my top three buttons yeah,because I as Lok, I think it just feels better. You feel the winds on you onyour chair ventilation, for the move, and sometimes gars will just you know,viciously grab your chest says and, and just you know, split them from usagefrom your being and it will hurt and he ill just have a SMIK on his face likeit's, the funniest thing of Anyo fucking Yo chest will tell you that ithurts. I was heartbroken the day that you ar by your Shir and I saw a cleanchest. I was like motherfucking, you be shaving behind my Bacgeah at I wasactually that was the first time I shaved. I haven't shaved, I've onlyshawed once in my life, and that was that time I caus't me yeah W. I wasgonna say I've been waiting for this for like four weeks now. Can you pleasetell me you'R, take on love, take on love ha ha! Oh my God. thes s my thoughts aroundaround love and just growing up all right right. So from the time thatyou're about sixteen, you start getting into like more serious relationships,biggest bigger stakes than just holding hands and kissing so like, as in likeyou know, blow job starts to coming to play: PENESTRAT N Holding Hands Straight tothe Blowtao Thas Howw soddome comes into play all of that fortunes, but then- and then I think, there'sthere's like is a cultural mormality to just this idea of like meeting someonefalling in love with you with that person, and then you know it breakingup with them. So, like the amount, I'm pretty sure that if you were to take up,the percentage of people were still...

...with thei, first boyfriend orgirlfriend, and they really meant like. I love you, you'll be less than onepercent. So there's like the thing that is normal is like as a kind of like aserial serial monogamy. Everyone is now expected to what you're eiteam you geta boyfriend. You get a girlfriend you're with them for six months, youdon't cheat. Cheating is make ure the worst person in the world, the afteryou break up. You Go. You meet someone else, you full in love, and then youdon't cheat and then and then you break up, and he goes u soto the point where, like the time, people wer in the mid Thirtis and mostpeople start getting married around that age, most guys, I think most Gorlstart getting married around w thousand and seven twenty eight. They both ofthem like guys, Ave, fucking, slipp around. Obviously an Lik girs as well,and everyone has said. I love you to about ten fifteen people when theymeant it, and and so is that really love that that that's my take? Is thatreally love and me being a slot? This is wit a Misicaton, so me being a sluckand not committing and not is actually giving himself an excuse. So me having been a slup from themoment, I was born, it's Lik, you come out and just like it back to the nurseand that how you do it. If I had the Buls, I would have done itallright. So maybe in a slut and always being honest and up front and saying Idon't want a relationship think I'm too young, I t basically saying ihave faith.This is going to last like five ten years, because it just I don't. I don'tbelieve it. Isn't that me being more romantic because then, by the time I domeet someone and then I do love them. I would have said it once and only tothem right, and so so is isn't that true, true love and more romantic lovebeing a slut until someone just catches, you and then you know figure out,because I think people are too soon to commit. I think people its honest people to just a bidingalive, though you know what everyone else in the fucking word. You guyscommit to fucking suit. That's what your problem is. I think so I mean I'm.Obviously this is just my perspective. I've met LAX. I think you guys make agreat cope. Lo Toki covice, it's all right, but she ain't Listengi,H, BS. She does no me that much but yeah, but for me I think it justkind of makes more sense all right. So let me let me let me let me give you mytake on that. I kind of prepared something about love, because I knowthat you brow up like weeks ago, so I was like let's, let's try to integratethis, but Akay love essentially, is that the magamation of rationalthoughts and homands right, irrational and Rasti? Okay, yeah! You need someoneto make Ya sandwiches, of course, and then what wee cining? I was wild, Blik, so, okay, so I dobelieve that the first time you say, I love you. Majority of people, don'tknow I feel like they might be a case of their first case of infatuation, ormaybe it's like a more stronger connection. As a guy that has said thel word to multiple women at this point. If my life fuck you, okay, fuck, you sorry go ahead. I would say that thefirst few times I think I was romanticizing the idea of romance. Ifthat makes sense yeah. I don't know if you know you, you know this show how ama your mother, Yeah Hi Nice to mee. I am ten. I am Ti and I watch that show religiously to aLi, to a certain extent where, when a girl crosses into my life, I would tryto figure out which character she was, and there was a goal that I literallyhave lied to, based on a storyline on...

...the show, ithink io think I know: Okay,yeah Geh, okay, I'm a forgetting tobout, maybe make make that pages from OuMamois. Maybe Oh, actually, yeah stay tuned guys for when Gaut is a dicket. You haven't seen that show. We havelike a hopeless romantic in a world where he's surrounded by either peoplethat are fully committed in relationships or people that sleeparound and he's, unfortunately, somewhere in the middle, and he can'tfind out where he is, but he still believes in destiny. He still believesthat the universe is planning something for him and whatnot, although he reallyreally really wants to bone his best friend and he ends up doing it. The endof the show yeah. So then, I kind of watch that show- and I kind of likesomewhat got braidwashed by it, to feel like I needed that I needed thatconnection and I needed that. I guess love that sense of Love Right, ofcourse, yeah, and I think there was a point. I'm Gona have to give you thatall bion FEU gas at this point, but fat gars didn't get any lovein because hewas fat. That's why far bu don't want you to be fat. You're, not gonna, get Y,loving, I'm doing this for Youon coud you fash, Yit, Hey iamean! You know I! No! I justheard cheeseburgers Yo Dickat so continue the second I kind of lostthe way atd. Second, I started feeling myself like legit. The first girl thatever called me hot is my first girlfriend no fucking. Surprise Si thefirst signe of any sort of ffection a head. I was like Shit Yeah. I'm in thisis white FEMATO. She was a psycho, no shit, Sherlock and then obviously I wasyeah, I'm usually in my relationsp BIP, I'm the first to say the all wordanyway, because that's how you know that I'm trying to seek something that,if anything, isn't there, the first I'll tell you what the first time Isaid it. I didn't mean it well, I I felt something so I said it, but I knownow that that wasn't love, but I would say during that relationship thatlasted year and a heart, I definitely loved out one point Iho. I definitelyfelt that I definitely felt that strong bonding and then you can lose our loveand the next time I felt something so strong. I said it, but then very soonafter I realized, if that is love, and if that is the right person. This isdefinitely the wrong time, because it's just not right, it doesn't feel rightyeah, but I still feel something very strong. I do think what y your mind oryour body does overtime. Is your incredibly high expectations decide toreduce you? You settle, I'm not saying yourself with a girl in terms of yourstandards, but you settle your incredibly crazy romanticized ideologyof love yeah, because no no reality can match up exactly instead of you goingfor like crazy gestures, you just want someone to Netflix with you, not evenNex, Flix and chill you just want to cut a up, and it's, I think, that's at the pointwhere you become an adult where you know what you want and love doesn'tjust become this irrational piece of shate. It becomes something that meansa little bit more like it becomes part of the necessity that you need, and youneed that companion, that search for companionship, I guess, becomes what wecall love at this point and that's what I would say. I Mat where Isay: that's what I mean by I love. You know, that's, that's that's interesting!That's some! I can okay. I see that I see that I think it's like it's broad,an thatis specific. You know lot this people that are like in polyamrosrelationships. Wo, think you know I mean now. Actually it's true you. Youcan love love more than one person. You know at the same time, you n you, canLi love more, that you can have loved before and then love like th. Think,okay, my wife, I've married her. I love her. This I've definitely made theright choice and still think I definitely did love. You know my thirdgirlfriend that I had. You can definitely feel like like that, and it's like the equivalent of where hit.We say if, like a couple, didn't split...

...up, but unfortunately I'm sorry ifanyone did go through this but like if, unfortunately, if someone passed awayand yeah the love you have for that, individual doesn't necessarily die. Iguess it lives on, but your life has to go on and if you think that you needsomeone in your life, you're not do anything wrong and if the person thatcomes into your life after they deserve yeah, a hundred percent and so t atthis is why it's like it's weird broad concept. That kind of like moves likeit goes it sort of expands and contracts all the time when you try topin down what it actually is its this weird thing: You can never quite get it,but then you can be when you know you feel it. You feel it and that's whenyou know it and that's why you should say it when you feel that so you'retelling me you haven't felt it. I think I think I felt it there's, but I alsoso like, for instance, I've I felt it. I don't think I think I've haven't saidit since I've been a man so like since I've been eighteen, but I think it's Idon't know I wat, because I think I want to say it when to like Okah whenthis is it that I'll say it. You know when I'm married I'll say I love you orsomething like if I veer if I ev g after the third child I'll fuckings,have you wait, but really, because I'm still very muchin tune that with the idea that you know you can love many people todifferent degrees. Like you know this brotherly love like I love my family. Ilove my this. Did I love my friends Thare's a different type of love. Ilove you, but then you know you sort of talkingabout like a partner, a lover, it's kind of you can you can love differentpeople to different degrees and I just don't feel like being bound to like oneperson like it's. Never it's never. I've never been convinced like. Oh,this is what I should do. Its always felt more like. Oh, if I'm going to bedoing this and you know committing I'm just going to be doing it for the sakeof it and she's, going. No wonder about other guys, I'm going to wonder aboutother girls. I think we'le both will create a better bomds, but then I'venever been in a space where it just you know it Wen. Everything aligns like Idon't know like maybe like this podcast or something the sometimes Weith thingsaline at a different timeit, but it like ther lines perfectly. Where I'msaying Gous is I love you, and will you marry yes as to Ti yeah, but also, Ithink, maybe I'm also kind of like a kids, I think I'm kind of in the spaceas just as an individual. where, like I want to do what I want to do when Iwant to do, I want to do it and I've been able to somehow get away with itforever. You somehow fluked your life in the years. I've known you yousomehow the fabway works. It shouldn't, like everything I know about the world,makes me think that you shouldn't exist as you do. The world should have tustyou and made you much more norbal, but you're still a fat. A this work somehowbends to wad you I don't know. I will not comment but yeah yeah, you're right AV, Youre, literallyeverything your parents say, wont work in life, but then also like. Let's saythat has not rubbed my life of meaning and, like you know, decentrelationships like I've not had a girlfriend, but I have exes. I just getthis girls. I definitely cared about a lot like, and you know to the point ofloving and, to be honest, like I probably haven't slept with a girl thathaven't loved some kind of way like I think I kind of because even to get methere, you need a lot of conversatin ith them DMS coming bute yeah a by the sounds of it. So wait. Are yousaying that you're, okay with a polyamorous pelation U'set? Well, nopersonally, would you be op. I actually ie thought a lot about this ye Ab Jes. The only way I could see that happeningfor me is if I befriended a lesbian couple, and then they were looking toexperiments and they'd never try and to have sex with a guy they're like heyfor greace. We want. We want to try this with youand then it's an amazing experience. We have great sex, great conversation anddeep bond develops and they're like it...

...just keeps happening and keepshappening and then they're like actually should we just do thisourselves becoming apolyamis threesom, a trappl yeah thrapple. That's the onlythat's the only case, because I don't see myself like being with one personand then be like, let's just add one more person to like. I don't see myselfdoing that. I personally can never do yo poly Amoros because, like I'm notgoing to I'Mbe, really it's not like there's never a chance where, likeyou'R in a relationship and you don't find another person attractive, butthen that doesn't mean anything is going to happen out of it, but it'sjust I'm not I'm not possessive or jealous, but I do know that I do have aboudery tota in the sense I can'd have my goal: Do Anything to another guylike okay, Max I'll go flirt with him, I'm fine with that anything more thanthat no yo right! Well, I've had open relationship. Hu Yeah, like that waskind of like I've been in open relationships, and I think that's whatI realize. I don't have that thing that like, and I don't think it's a goodthing. I think there's something that gives me freedom, but I don't thinkit's necessarily a good thing, because most people aren't build like me,especially most girls. They don't like. Oh Hey, like I could, literally, if I'mwith a girl and hanging out with her at the time I could be like yeah I've beenvery comfortable in like Yeah Id you get dick last night and then she celike yeah, I was like o. Did you lear anything YEU? You want to try somethinglike this. Let's figure out like I can Si me, I'm that much of a Waider that Idon't have. I don't have it in me. I'm loving, but I don't know I don't haveso every now and then I feel it, but it seems so like irrational of me notwanting to let my girl have fun that like kind of just goes, it's not enoughfire to kind of lichk me up and feel me with most people. Do I just don't, andI don't think it's just what it is. I don't think it's positive o negative isMattin m. If anything is gosed to being a negative thing, because not manypeople- oil, like that but yeah, but to be fair, I've never understand pollypeople. It confused me to a certain extent when, like like even the lesbiancouple, you were talking about like they're, not real like, like you know that relationshipyou had for like three years with that lesbian couple, yeah like genually, that sounds like abagging one night and the story. I told my kid and my grandkids for the rest ofmy life, but I can't imagine it happening more than once without mecatching feelings for one of them and then fucking up that couple. But thenwhat, if you know all youall catch feelings for each other? I've never hadfeelings for two people. I always know who I have more feelings for, if thatmakes sense, that's interesting. I never have had this case where I neededto choose between two people. It's always been one after another, oneafter another and then the other one comes back and then I'm addickd to herstay se see, but that's kind of like the way that I think is the natural waythat most people like are like yeah, like I said, cereal monogamy orcommitted to one person until like that, doesn't work anymore and then findingsomeone else, and then you know, hopefully that works an en if itdoesn't en finding someone else and so on and SOT and so on. But that's thething when you're in your first relationship, you're nowone near theman or the women, you are by the time you're in your final relationship thatends up in marriage or Wevershir. It's you've grown so much from each failedrelationship that you become more of a woman or more of a man or less of awoman or less oer man based on toxicness of the Shit. But it's the sadtruth is you've learntd. So much that you might have made the first love. Youhad work by the time you iden but you're, not at end anymore. So I don'tthink it's loves necessarily fold that those Shit didn't work and you neededto go find the other one. If you're, if you're, not the right person for thatperson, it's you can still have the feeling strong enough to call you lovethem. It's just in didn't, work out and honestly as as a very much seriulmonogoist, it's worth just yeaing yeah go like it's just it's heartbreak suckbut Lowis pawdy great to listen to James, Arthur edcharin I'll, send aplaylist to anyone suffering of Harmbak right now place, Wortir Min it's worth it like N,when we met each other for the first...

...time I was getting out of arelationship, I'm on my second relationship, since I know you and I'mso much better of a human being that I was when we met- and I am I could onlybe proud of that- and that's that's because of me trying to do somethingwith what I wanted to do: Yeah a hundred percent. I think you know the Imean this is you know when were Talkin about this? There's no real. You knowright or wrong wh what there is there's a right or wrung for the individual solike as long as you're, following what you feel is the right way for you, yourgot ykis going to be fine like what you know, you were going to turn anydisappointment into lessons which is and hen I'm going to do. The same thinglike I think, we're wide in a similar way of, like you know, t kind of makethe best out of you know bad situations when Ti, do occu and laugh about it andlaugh yeah exactly that's the best way to do it so yeah. But I think it's justinteresting that, like we're kind of like POA polar opposites in this, inthis scenario, a hundred percent, but like it kind of kind of works, it doesbatit. Does. That being said, I also think I've not been robbed from, likeyou know, Romanticism and stuff like and and real bombs and and actually ivebead. This conversation before. I actually think that one night stands alot of people have say a lot of things about one thath stands, but I thinkthey tend to be some of the most like open and frank interactions between twopeople attracted to each other. It's the only time in terms of arelationship where both of you know what this is and both for you are onthe same page and and if anything I've had goals. I've slept with Walstonrelationships like say the most shittiest things about our sexexperiences that a one night stand would be. Okay with. I that makes senselike sometimes a one night is more understanding their relationship, oryou mean like yeah when that sands, like the sexes, have a doesn't have tobe perfect it just it was what it was. Is that what you mean or h? Well, no, Ien like it was kind of this case of like I'm, be real with you, man. Sometimeslittle gus takes his time to like start the engine in it, Wewhat Nice stimes,having out e problem with that. Go that's what I sayng yeah, I think yeah I mean it happens toall of us. It happens to be Witho drinkto but for sure, like yeah, and Idon't do it without getting drunk yeah. I have a rule. Okay, I re the one that SANDTIPIC experience. Youjust end up having these long conversations. If you Bein, like aHouse party or Lik Cou, meet a club. You have like these long conversationwith you getting to know each other and then before what right before it happens in at thischair, like a lot about each other and about yourselves and to each other, andI think it becomes like a type of frank conversation that you can't really getanywhere else, because I think you're both thinking, I just going to be a oneone time thing, maybe it' going to be more, but who cares? I V? I don't care,I'm just going to say what I feel, how I feel it and I think one of my thingsat I like it just getting people comfortable to the point where they canjust be themselves their bre yeah. We themselves bictly on as direct and, andI think I think I've got that with that, and also with you know, charm andsexiners. Of course, let's Ju no forget I was born in France and I'm an elegantman, I'll flick. Their hair baby go flick. That hair, maybe maybe one day, will like walkinto each other and then well belike, be like a freaky Friday, Wi ill change, youill be me and you would know how it feels to havea micropenis. I guess so will you this is exactly the same size of mine,but your different color cool. Okay. Shall we move on? Let the Por letthe Po let the PO comenshes literal chills all right so to anyone that was listening last week.You know that we had a segment, the top...

...ten Commons on the most viewe Portan video on Ponhub,which I don't remember what it was called, but it was certainly somethingto do with Banyou my stepmom. That's it this week is a top ten commen on pawnharber's most watch video of the week, and I think, if we don't, if it', ifyou're still good, we'll carry on doing it and then until it was just dead alittle like this part, yeah kind of- I guess, if you know itgets that at some point, welwe'll have to stop the most watch. Video on pornhop this week was cute. Sep sister in leggings in isolation goes crazy inonce cat levels to that, like obviously the stepsisters, we're not going to even get involved with step families and PonGoway back they're closer than meand Fab, but the isolation and- and like I love how current they are. It'sinteresting that, like no, the reason you like to listen to keep up with apodcast week to week is a see exactly current affense bi yeah, and it's kindof like people like doing that with born is like okay. What's my life likeokay, wher would be what my life be like. If I was in a pool Wat be thehortest thing it could be like I cook quaranti much tep is to Bagin my step.Sister Yeah make sense to make sense with that sense. Yeah. This is an aneractic actress called Dick for Lily Attractev, attractive lady TIKP forLily Yeah. That's that's thi the person whoare apploaded, it at's Thaponographic actress, and should we should we go? Should we start with thissal go by I'll? Take it in you, it's so annoying how people still think blow.Jobs are a good part of the video God like what kind of new technology.What kind of YEU fucking dance move? NOOKAY YOU CARROGRAPHY! Are theyfucking expecting you know what the rules of Pon is you fucking get theblow jup you fucking, do reverse how gon and fucking pup on their face. Fultstop. I think I think this this. I thought exactly that, and then I sawthat had seventy one lakes and then I start to think hold on. Could this be?Could this be a fair comment? Are the blow jop scenes really too long? Thinkabout it is, I think they might be. I think they might be r m from the littlebit that I've watched and which I'm going to read you now to comments. Thefirst comment is by Chas titty baby, says they're, so boring cu. You saidthat Theyr so boring like chastity, you and me Bro you and me, and then her baby lipperty. It's GN. Iis kind of Hilarious, Broyour, spitting facts. It's like Sixto, seven minutesas half the video, it's a good part, but it's too long. It wastes it'swasted because nobody watches the entire scene. I I start to think aboutmy own pon habits. Like I tis skip, you know, I will watch it for a bit. Let'sget a start of the Blod Jub is great and then you don't watch it for thewhole. Damn Shit exactly Tophio zero one, not a great name. It said I loveher dress. Where did you buy it and it's the only comment where I actuallybelieve it's an actual girl? I don't want to be sexist, but but I think I can see because I forsure have watched faul in the part and thought a really Nice House. So if Ithought that- and you know forgot about the naked people, you know smashingbits- I can definitely see a girl thinking. Actually that's a really nicedress and yo just coming and see. If you know they could just you know, putlike an Amazon tink or whatever another gors by clots and Amazon. But you getme, can you, but you ever I becoming athing of like theyve tried to like cater for women more that they had tolike put in links to the dresses that the ponts Tos wer. I it's Lik, the Asoslink that they ave. that w'll be good. May Point up hit usup. Oh my God, you need to be hiring this mind that that would actually bereally really smart if they did that, if they actually got them to Wer,really really nice clothes and then just be like. Do you know what thestatistics are of like the female to...

...male ratio and POM watching habits? Iwill be your computer assistant and I'll fighd out right now. All rightthen I'l carry on reading, so a shut, the fuck up and fuck. My Hale said tobe henest. I log in to say that this Vedon, a scrap man like he he thoroughly did not enjoy theproduct that was provided to him and it was like I have to like in and let thepeople know. I have to be honest with the people, because he has a communityof people just gone into everyword and the God did you see anything in asurvey? Thirty one percent of women said that they watch pon every week.Another thirty percent of women said that they did a few times in a month.They also asked sixty three percent hetrosexual forty four percent lesbian,thirty one percent- I this is my favorite: it's a mixed bag, twenty eihpercent hardcore twenty six percent soft coe and then thirteen percent gaymal yeah its no girls like to watch hetrosexual porn becae. Also, a lot ofstraight girls like to watch those being porn, no straight girls like towatch Gayporn, which is also interesting because we love to watchlesmen, yeah and Li. If you meet a go and she's like Oh yeah, I've, no I'vehad sex ive had a three SOM with another girl you're like ye its gotscool. Well, like this, a this guys open or whatever it's not a turnoff. Let'sjust say it lit that, but then, from the from the GARS point of view, whenthey meet a guy who's had a gay sexual experience, they get to it's a turnupfor them, which is interesting. I was going to say it's the equivalent oflike when a girl say she's by there's, nothing more, that we need to say weget an image of her having lesbian sex and we Gar boner full son when a guysays he's by that could be the Dalbreaker yeah that could be like shemight not even want to date. You off yeah Itas a lot of times it happens. Iknow a lot of girls have told me that it's crazy because, like it, I think itis like. I guess the MOS sogenistic ideology of a man is just like. Oh yeah,with two girls, kids is hot and then like for a girl, it's just the ideologyof him being okay with men, because I guess in her head he's going to spendmore time with with men when I'm Al Right, like that's more prone for himto fuck up. I guess that's the only thing I could think about StrawberryBerry. Goat said: If anybody wants to send naughty stuff, go ahead and DMM oninstant at strawberry, Berry, goat cheese. I just felt like I had to giveStrawberry Berry goat cheese, some some clouds. Well, he little bit of Cloubthat we have. Can we sent Strawberry Bay goches a link to the pod yeah we'll?Do it we'll do it? I love your ass and your big boobs. Youhave pretty feet to h, thanks for what is your shoe size, Lily and then lilycommented Dick Forlo, I e said thanks Di Thirty eigh five, but yeah. Theycomment a lot and actually I think that because Dick forlily commented a lot atone point on all these going to love these Commons, I think that poorlactresses have their own profiles on Pornhub, but then the agents, so theyhave like similar agencies like actors. Do they take care of that? So theyreply to the Commons and they have no idea what's happene and the ages lazy,because a lot of it was like mm sexy like tha she coming to ny people belike. Oh, my God. I love you so much of the harest woman. I've ever seen andthen t be like mmm nice thanks dear it was. It was all the same minimum wageyeah number, two big, Daddy, sixty nine twenty four, oh shit. What kind ofworkout s you do to keep your butt so tone? The Dick for Lily said I jump onDick Every day. God bless America living the American dream. Danit is ridiculous segment, so ridiculous, but I think isinterestng because who comments on these iters of the whole world and alsothere was way more swallow it from last week, always people looking to game. Sothere's a lot of comments like that, like yeah, I'm on goes of war right now,who's on it add me IAVA VIRGIN COM out of number one don. It's a little sad that this pretty andyoung girl Thas doing this job. But if you found yourself in that, then goodluck. Yes, you are good too. Okay,...

...which leads me to my take what'shappening in that in that one common. Is You have a guy w feels like, likethe that say, girls or people? Were they end up in torn ar sad or it'sSaturday end up that way? They must be down on thet down in their luck. Youwant to say that again, you died in the Middle Yeah Yeah, so this guy feels like peoplethare important. I like down in their luck and yet hestill comes back and he still watches, and but he still felt the need tocomment and say: Oh Yeah, I'm sad that this goes on an Lok, but I will stillexercise my right to pleasure. So is like there's a weird thirs, weirdcontradictions. Within his thing I was going to say: I've got oyah. One thingI' think is like he wants to feel. Like he's more of a man that understands women by thatcomment, he wants to feel like he's, compassionate and EMPATHEC towardswomen yeah. He also doesn't understand the poon industry and how she'sdefinitely earning fuck loads more than he would have tirdly. I've heard awhole load of podcast of Pon Stars and they're. The bus of their fuckingindustry, like men, important stars, don't get much of a say like it used tobe really bad weaher, not necessarily where the producers took advantage. Itwas actually never live hat that to some extent, but it was more. Theproducers took a bigger car, but then there was this whole movement. I'veheard this from various ponstars on Ponton podcosts, which was Fatinati,which we're going to get one of them on our guests. Obviously, and yeah they're,saying how, like the whole industry, has changed towards Catin for the womenand for and they get much bigger cart and also they get to choose who they dotheir scenes with, like they get an option of bix yeah like for a gorl thatloves cock. I mean hats living her life. I don't. I don't know what to feelsorry about this pitchfol. This is true. This is true, I thinkclearly a lot of these girls. They don't feel down for doing it. They justlist I'm getting so well paid, I'm GOIN TA. What I'm going to do work at likeseven, eleven or whatever is in America, I'm always thinking of America. I thinkthat's the only point I watch. I occasionally like to treat myself toBritish pord. It's Nice, it's refreshing to hear thet accent I do,but then I also have this thing where, like N, like a lot of my poor Liseto,just be like a black guy has to be a Blak guy and he has to havelike a similar dick size to mine, but which you it's actually hard,because all of them are mydingoes. Yeah mine is Badit's crazy, so see I probly.I purposely avoid black cocks because they're too huge I just thought the not last coer in thedisguy made was interesting because he's like pleasuring himself, a justpart of him. Where he's like. Do you feel bad that this goal you know in hismind? Is it must be something wrong with her and it's like yeah, like yousaid, like a lot of these girls, I've heard a few podcosts with Pawn Starsand Ow this Pon Star and she was like she was so like she could express yourself fairly well,she seemed pretty emotionally stable. She she was like yeah. I don't do anywit. Shit onl. Do anything that I don't like. She said: Oh Yeah Them I perform.You know when I do pawn is different from how I actually have sex, so Ithink that she put like all the right- I don't know blocks to not blend her actual self, with theBarsona that she has in the same way that any artist has to. I guess, yeah,like Romantically, when you're in a film role, it's exactly it's. I wouldyeah knowing me I' fucking catch feeling for everyone. I'd act with soyeah yeah. I was going to say: Do you thinkhe would have commented that if this was it Dick for Lily, wasn't commentingon each common interesting, because I ugh that looks like a typicalsoft boy trying to get their attention yeah. I coul see that I think you mightbe right. I think you might be right. Man, hey you, take someone to know. OneBro takes one to know...

...yeah, so it could have literally justdone it to get attention be like hey by the way. Just so she'd be like I'mactually really happy you're. Actually, I'probably win make way more money thanyou and Youre out here joking to meet, so you find me attractive. So it's like,I had a good time shooting the movie. She win the scene as they call it. So so we spoke in this. This podcast Havbeen like mostly about sex today, like sex and love and likeationships. That'sinteresting now, Bot of effort. We both put into this. It's like the biggestwingman, the biggest like in the hitch plan ever like imagine, there's a movieabout trying to get the love of your life and you end up just ma yourpodcast. That's the movie we're making tit maty productions coming soon costing for love. Look at you! Okay! Imight be soon on that. Ladies and gentlemen. Thet eagerlyawaited moment is here. Gaus is a dicket. So this is the story of how give me a girl's name, Fab Lily. Allright, you would tick for lily ISO. That was lily me I'MD Lily met invery questionable circumstances. I was going through a lot of that point and Iwas somewhat getting out of. I guess toxic relationship, usually when atoxic relationship ends it doesn't end. It has a phase. It kind of like dragsitself to the ground, similar to how like Big Bank theory, was in actually agood show, but like they had to grow, drag it to the ground. Tor like tenseasons before they fucking ended that Shit. So that's how in Tolki,RELATIONSHP and during that scene is when this lily came in my life we hitoff. She was incredible. She was in psychology, I, like psychoanalyzinghuman beings, everything worked and unfortunately, like I wasn't in themental state, and I was going through a lot. So I couldn't like focus on her,but the thing is the time I spent with her was amazing. It's just the time Ididn't spend wither. I was going insane, so I was drinking like a motherfuckwith you guys and yeah. Then I had to end things with her, because I was justI feeling like it was too much I felt like. I was juggling too much in mylife and I was like we go, I an ship and then what happened was and then what happened was. I thinkwhat I had with lily was to some extent special. There was a spark. There wassomething there and I think I romanticized that an emphasis thanexaggerate that in my head for a very long time that once everything kind ofpassed- and it was I think from the beginning to when I tried to resparkthat maybe a year later- obviously she was hesitant for me to come back andthen I somehow got her to trust, be because I'm a very nicean being, andthen I realized after a week that it wasn't the same. I realized that thiswindow to start something with her and in that year we both had becomedifferent people, but in different directions. I didn't see Herla Didy,more shshe still saw me like how she saw me and I kida was like. Ah, this is similar tothe Victoria storylighting Howar, your mother, which, Ladies In gentlemen, ifyou don't know in the storyline, Ted and Victoria, don't end up together,because Victoria gets a job in Germany that she chooses overtead. So I tolily I get I I I've got a AJOBOttuni in te in Germany. You are ridiculous and that poor woman was like a we stillmaking work. I mean like with with Somewhar, doing long distance right nowwe can make it work, it's just going to be a bit longer. How long is it for sixmonths? Okay, but we still could make a BOT. I don't think it's going to workclearly, I'm so sorry is just it's just too difficult, and it's sosad because we felt something- and I tried to respark and now there's this,and I can't say no to this. This is how...

I know my career is going to like excoland it's so difficult. The moment I broke back. I was Hart for the secondtime and this time I had to lie to her fach Soshe didn't so she didn't realizehow much you' an Asko you W. No, Oh, my God. Oh my God. I remember you tellingme that at the time it was it was a hilarious tit. It was usually unseen.How much a mother I think I said. That's like the episode from how MetonMout that you're, like that's where I got it from, and that story actually reminded me ofa similar, not similar different, but something away where you lie. Sosomething stops. That's not the most articulate way F of introducing thestory about. It will compliment your story in es in a way. I think. Maybeyou know it, I'm not sure you know it. This was last year me and some friendswent out to a pub in Camden and then I went to smoke. I was by myself I wasinthe smoking area and I got to chating with a girl. His Gol was like intome quite visibly into me, andI was like Oh cool Het's, see at happens and then we before I know itlike, were making out and all this stuff. You know how it happens and, andthen I kind of get a glimpse of my friends, and I realize Oh, my God, e Lo,my home, I'm stalking. She jus, like not my type at all and she's, nevergoing Ta. Listen to this, so I can say I not attractive whatsoever like she's.Not I don't know, is it's not g? It's not a story. That's going to make melook good. We end up swapping numbers. I go back in and cut to the next day,I'm drinking with the fellows with the flatmake. I know this story. I know whothis is yeah and we're drinking together and thenwee then, like I get calld and then I'm like. I call it me just tick. This callGi go speak to her and wear shes like Oh yeah. Let's met up, let's do thisand going to be so fun Blah Blah Blah come to mine or I can come to yours,I'm like you can't I'm just K. I keep saying no, you know it's not like a good timeright now. It's like why are Yo. You married. I was like no. I have agirlfriend, and so I liked- and I said I had a girlfriend and forsome reason it only made her want me more so she was now actively being like.Oh well, you know I'm not like some young girl, like I know how thesethings happened: Bu Blah Blah, like Oh, my God, but now I've been drinking fora long time. It's kind of sound like a good idea, I'm like. Why am I saying?No, that's a girl like I'm I'm if a girl is kind of Noug to be kind enoughto like Ou. You should like up back. Even when you have a girlfriend in Germany, Lok sorry sure, iend up going to hesgot the bus up. There go up weirdly a little kid opens the door. Thankfully,she just lived with a family turned out that she just had a room in ther,family home, and I was like okay, cool and the kid. was there not little kid,but he was like you know, twelve thirteen I get to the room. You knowshe plays music me and she plays a guitar. Quite talented, actually thingshappen and then, as it's happening, I'm kind of turned on, but I'm also, I feel,doesn't feel right. I'm going to regret. This is the first time whell like inthe middle of it. I was like I'm going to regret this because of the Liye. Ofcourse I've never lied before, because my thing has always been belt, if notready for commitment, don't commit, but then I didn't think the like. I have toLiye about having a girlfriend and after that, Tha I'd be with the girlthat I' like to because she accepted the fact that I had a girlfriend. Idon't understand this happens and then I'm like yeah. Well, you know I'm Dowmaking like I'm making I making a whole story. I'dlike I have a goveriend. You know, I think I really love a deep down. I cometo this Ole story, so, like I'm lying in this, I never I never like it's feltso wrong. I never like preor, post sex and O, like Oh yeah ow, my GoddfienyJash feel I feel so guilty I feel so...

...guilty. I never thought I'd be one typeof guys. It must have been you I stout. I don't know what I'm saying you'rehaving a hose soap opera. We like just paraphrasing it. It's not me it's you and so she's like yeah. You know, Iunderstand you know I think O isbetter. If we don't see each other anymore- and this is like this is like after, likeyou know, I stayed there for like an hour after we had just like, in themiddle of the day like three four PM, I've been drinking since, like twelveor eleve fa bit, it was a Saturday never made something to us yeah, and soit's like three PM. We have sex in it like an now doring that hour, we'rejust talking about everything and she's, really cool like really good fi becept.The fact that she sleep with a guy has a girlfriend. She was like Nice andafter when I was like, I can't leave her like it's not good. I couldn'tkn w.She Ju is like yeah. Maybe it is better than Yo, don't see each other, so itkind of left and then and then that's that was it. But literally, I remembertelling the boys when I came back, I was like it just feel so wrong likelike like there's something about lying like when you're that vulnerable. Thatjust feels like you cheapaned demeaned everything. I think I think the worstof that is like if you're Liike, to get sex, that's pathetic, but you'R, and Ithink that's what you think is what to Om exterent right yeah. I never rated lying to get six, but Ididn't know that, like lying about having a girlfriend would actually beworse. examlizee like like that's what I'ms saying Eis like we both wouldthink that lie to get sexis Shit, but the sade truth is you got the samething by doing the exact opposite you like to not have sex, and then youended up having sex, so it makes you feel, like you did like da sex, that Ithink that's the main main coon drum in your head is like I did the Antivio Grup, but it wasstill hard. How did this work, yeah, you're right, you're? Think if now thatyou've now that you nailed it- and I regret it- It was the wrong wayit. I shouldn't have done it at all yeah and that is a paid for my memoin. Welcome back to all we done yetsponsored by TESCO luxury, soft quot in nine roll toilet paper. If you use awdyas a discount code, you'll get absolutely nothing off this product and of Adbar. Thank you. That was a great messagefrom up sponsors. TESCO now here's another message from Harvis Waunchocolate, crunchy cereal. It is the best cereal that arthey can offer yeahyou can go to little, but why no got to ALD with the car crunchy serial in yourmouth. You will just M Love: It crunchy Cerial, hartist, Morn, chucclae,crunchy, serial prow pontors, although we don'Dav podcast, also sex proponsoof the owe Don Het podcast. If you like sex, you love this podcast because wejust spent about an hour talking about it. Thank you and if you go todswwwxcom and put ar we do get podcast off e you'll definitely get late.Definitely, Hey guys! Welcome to here's a story. Have you read it so thisonestrayal be me up. softway all great art appeals to one of the senses ofwhich we have five sight. Hearing Smell Taste and tot great arthis, likeVangoff, appealed to our sense of site, with beautiful paintings musicians likeback appeal to our hearing with Amazing Music Chefs Tlat Gordon Ramsey appearto our sensan smell and taste with delicious food. I am but a humbleartist of the field of touch. I must ask. May I eat your ass in the name ofo a joks? I like that, because this isisnot he's not sad, he doesn't clearly he's having fun with it is fuckyeathat's, so ridiculous, so fucking Absud, Oh my God, fair enough, fairenough. I've never eaten a setually. Are you keen on it? Not really bu itjust there's something gross about it...

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...me a lift. She knows what building Imade. She doesn't know which apartment so after that, after that day, I changedmy number and I haven't actually meter since, Oh my God, that's ridiculous!What would you do if you were in that situation? I guess that's the question:I'v been on an Awkward Day, I' been on a date that I wasn't threatened to getreat. I didn't know the girl was crazy and I didn't know she had told her momabout me within one interaction that we've had over the weekend. So I wasterrified at this woman and I somewhat manipulated her into thinking. She wastired enough to go home and I convinced her there woill be a second day. Ireally go convincing women of Liesana Corren tem of her but yeah, and then Iplocked oun everything I had followed out. Andi ran away for the rest of mylife, but this one wasn't a minipulative girl, like I wouldn't begood with a girl. That's Lana she's a bit too forceful, like you, can'treally play like what he did like you have to make a scee now of it yeah. Youcan't do any like game play or mindplay or anything like that. What which is mybest weapon, so I'm fuck, so you were. You were that on edge that you like. Ican't put her any situation where I might make at think I don't like Er,I'm rejecting her in anyh O no hundred. I have to create aother completelydramatic opera lik totally different. I have to go thre nd sixty and what wouldyou do g? I guess I'd just be like I don't have it in me to play along Mon,I'm kind of stupidly, not scared of a lot of things, and so I probably belike Oh cool. Well, you've just lost your charm. How did you manage to hidethis for, like you, K, O in certain amount of time that we've been in thisrestaurant well, you're? Clearly a psycho I'm going NA leave you now you'since you're, not joking about having me raped, I might think I'm going toprobably go to the police and say: If anything happens to me it was you, butyou know if you don't want to deal with any of that trouble. I hope so leave mealone. Go Fuck Yourself! Never contact me again. I think that's why I'd gowith. I think I'm quite you know what sound that sound when people, if, likethe only time where I sort of create like a story, something like a lightmigts, if I just feel like the girl is just so sweet and so nice to like, Idon't want to hurt like under any circumstances, even if it's just likewith just like an a truth. That just know is unpleasant, so I think in thatsense, if I feel empathy, then then yeah, but if a girl threatened to haveme rate, if she thought I wrongtha, that's like the equivalent of like aguy going go, get me a sandwich like you know, that's thats that that's thattype of person, so fuck them, okay, so the final redit, my favorite m, so Iwas dating this gull for Aroud six weeks. I was really much into her andit was going great on one side, but then she wasn't also showing enoughaffection. On My side. It was quite uneven. I guess like it was. It wasmore. It was less back and forth right, yeah, and so she ends up breaking up with me by atext. Wasn't the greatest thing and then a week after that I was in tinder,basically onmi shopping. Then I see this girl. What would you do because Ireported it as even inappropriate- and I don't know if I got ablocked, but Idefinitely reporte her that wasn't from Readi. That was from my lihe up. I remember I was like I knowwas goingTa say after it turned out that this is just wont for what ver happend to youyep. I remember this. You report E at Bes Ba. We have not come across asgreat humanbings in this put, but now you know at least people feellik didn't know us. They know the worst of us a you know what your a friend and,if you can't accept us our worse, she don't accept us when we get the millionfollowers, because obviously then well be happy yeah that', that's the favinmoney is what happiness is right. That's there's! No! There's no doubtabout that. Like you know, that's right!...

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