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Episode 6 · 1 year ago

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ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this episode, Fab shat himself...yup...actually happened.

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...each other, of course, like you know,but wes just you know, then. So you started telling me this whole storylike a girlfriend. I'm like Oh, oh you're, just talking about how you'reright and then Oj was just talking about how she was right. So you're,just two people who had a disagreement t at went on to way too long that anneither of you hate each other. You just you love each other and youactually Goin to like yeah. So now like going to, I think, talk in the next inthe in the next few months and I feel like I'm brokering me and my systemsort of brokering the like. I feel like weambassing us for the UN and werebroking peace talks between Fuckit, Israel and Palestine. WE'RE GOING TO S! That's Wyour nextmission. By the way, it's W da you tin, Yo sister, then next one, we sortin outficking that one soon as you like, so I like a five yearrif within a like a colored family, you could go theand sor me ou, anything Bro! I got it, I got it. I believe I believein you. Yes, that's kind of what's been goingon, like I've been in family moodes, working out mode, eating salads thatI've not eaten a pizza in like a week. Do I have to congratulate you for thatyeah, because okay last year, my diet is consisted of two piezcas a week. SoI think it's a lot. I just eat salars. Sometimes they have nuts in it.Sometimes they have eggs in it. They always have hummurs with it. I think Ithink that's what we bonded over for first time, like you, Tok mee, TaWoodis grow and you got. You got me something with Hammison and I was like.I love you and was drunk, but I think I definitely said I love it. That's thatyeah, if you ever in Camden, go to Woodi Gron what a grill prosponser ofthe awe don yet podcast. If you ever Camden Al Mornington Cresents, you cango to any grill, you can get ful LOFOR. You can get a good cabab best meal inthe world if you're in Camden or one in the cresent, and you go to Woodi Grill.So please come to whany grill theyr, still serving Drim love down, just goto addy, grol, say the Ar we don't get podcast, sent us him and then and thensend in the link and then tell them to stop listening and then tell them tosuscribe, I'm Ting instagrab and then soonon Ian they'll come to us becausethey'll hear this, oh I goand then they'll give you actually if ih. This is a good way. Ifsomeone, if we have someone that neither of USknow who's listening to this and lives in London and he's willing to go towoody grill to buy something. I will and you send this like you, email us orinstagramers a picture of your meal. I will personally pay for that meal. Ijust want to know that someone, we don't know this ins o this bodcast, soI take it yeah. Yes, it's not that bad, so that bad, I just realized. When Istarted like when I changed my diet from messentially just fast foods andthen I went clean. There was like an adjustment period that, like my bowels,hade to have and there's two things I have to say one shit myself. Itmyselfsoes, I forgot to mention it. I it wasn'tlike of the full deal, but it was like. I was quite. I was quite far from theflat and I was just walking. I spent a lot of time walking and I was like. OhI've got ta go, you know your stomach sise, you know. Acting up lie, O gottaGoodi. Think all the listeners know when you need to go eddy, sowt, physicall excite and then Iwas like call and I was like- and you know it happens, its HAP. It happensLoto time to me where I just I have to go and then I'll just walk home andregardles. It could be thirty minutes or two hours gos far BA the I want. Ican usually hold the tack, but I think that Thi s is happeneding tha at theswitch and there was some constirpation involved and then I think tha the gallthe good foods pushed a lot of the backed up shit, and so there was a lotinther. It was a little war, maybe Ni...

Avenger scene in the middle by Batuswar, just flucking the Asto and then oo the Vengis just pulling though Ey werelike Iu, can't keep a soul in, and so I get home and I get hole, Oh myGod I have to do. I have to do it and then, like I feel something come out.I'm like Na, I can't be it can't be and then, like I go to the tuilet and asees like a little nugget tr. I'm like this is hello. This is such alone and then I'm not even I'm not even taking it out. I'm just like you knowthe thinking man statue, I'm just there like this, o Ik go what's my life. What am I like,and then I sort of get toinet, payper and onven had a I do it all, and then Irealized also. Whilst I was like this there's a stol next in the toilet- andI put my one of my feet on the stool which is like about a foot off theground, and then I put my second foot there and then because I'm starting Tatoilet so much more comes out and the fact that my my legs, O ties were the only reason youtoishs and ever since then I've been doingthat and my power movmins have been top natch dude. It all comes out so smoothjust having my feet up, one foot, it is Makus, I'm gonna did. I really do anything to deservethis and I was like I did really. I do that yeah you Shat Yourself. They. I I'm also very lucky that therewas like a hole in my underwar. So if that nugget had been smaller, it couldhave been very bad. It could have dripled ton, my leg and the trousers inmy leg would have been bruined. Your legould have been even you had dignity. Last time I saw youTNOWG, I don't know what's happening man. This is a this. Is that that RonaCo that wrote Rolant do not blame this anything to do with this is novelyBrona. This is you this. is You t's a combinatshape responsibilitys atakewith Piibily IG WHO shares it? I I didn't hear you who SA is Byii py, you're right. I've lost my dignity, lust myself in a way that poo dropping was like me,falling down. Dropping an might, it was it dropped in the same way it mydignity dropped. It's all my fault. I say it o Seit's. The first step. Youneed takcept it. He can ev yourself. I believe in you,Beyo, believe in you, just Privin, ourself dit, all right I'Lli'll dobetter for no onei'll make you proud os I'll make it proud so yeah. So I endedup watching these two pretty good films. One was called the half of it is sawNetflix and one was called the bad man and the professor have you heard ofEtthe half of it S. well, I don't think so. We're going so the hub of it is areally interesting film. Okay, we and like to do this for daynight. I chosethis film. I knew somewhare about the plow. It's basically one of those filmsthat don't have a start or ending it kind of lives on the journey as thefilm of it. I personally love those yeah they're like a'll, see pieces ofshit like thatc is exactly that's after the film was that was half Shiin halfgood. I was like Shit that that's my thing, though that's my Pinon, but okay, thther, the basic plot isdislike. Shy. Asian chick helps the school jock to boo this Gol. That he'sgot a crushon but secretly she has a...

...crush on her too M on him. No on her,Oh sorry, two thousand and twenty Faoo Gosh, and it kind of tells a story oflike this young girs path to like selfacceptance whilelike, talking aboutfriendship, love, sexuality and quite an interested interesting way they tookis like the hardships of being in t e immigrant yeah, and it's reallyinteresting how they took it because they were really like. They had a lotof heart to it and you could just see like her so is essentially she's.Basically like she came to America like when she was five from. I want to SayeVietnam, don't quote me and yeah and she wasn't meant to go to a d.She wasn't meant to be in this. Like tiny little village, she was meant togo to like New York or something like that. But this was supposed to be astopping point for her dad yeah. Her Dad didn't get a real job because oflike his language problems and he had to stay in the same city and then sheended up taking his role and doing like a whole load of homework and and doingother people's homeworking in the school and like geiing paid for it. Soshe was like cheating for them. It's so interesting o like how they showed thepicture and like at one point. They don't say it or they don't giveexposition, but you kind of like understand like she knows who she islike sexuality wise, but she thinks that she isn't wort like trying forthat. She. She has so much more in a play that it's like yeah, that is leastof my worry sorvibes, and it's just like it's just a fantastic like nuanceway of looking at that Shit, and I don't think I haven't seen many like ofthese kind of films where semi romcom films- I guess wit they like touch onthis, but they touchin it less because there's a lot of films that chose totouch on like homosexual like run combs, I guess, butthey used, they did it quite on the nose because they didn't want to likerisk in being ambiquous, but like genuinely UNTERSTARDF the story,they're like it's a Narad and she's like by anymeans. This is not a love story. We do not get what we want and by the end ofthe story, none of them get what they want and kind of she's just likeshipped off. She kind of just expresses how she feels doesn't het response andjust leaves, and that's how it finishes and like Black Swede I fond outamazingle, that's Calle thit, it's called a halfof it. Yeah definitely recommend yeah. That sounds really good. That soundsreally good. I like that. It's kind of reminds me a Youev watchfive hundred days of Sumemon. Yes, yes, Great Great Felm, yeah right from YeahYeah Ye. I get what you mean. I goyo mean when the dition is sa in the semsetat like us, so there's a a love story brewing and then it just no one getswhat they want, like everyone's floored and sort of slightly unhappy by the endof it, but it kind of made richer. For that experience. You resonate well withme by then, because, like you, just have so many like crushes that neverwas or plike day. exes never happened, and it's just like it just it kind ofjust it kind of hits you and I watched like a video issay on that film sayinghow he was the main antagonist of the film and how like Zoidas, you know fromthe Getgo, was quite straight up with him saying that I don't want anythingoute. This sang the most fab lines over and then and then that's I dhought youdare my friend. Don't you dare involve me with your account of this film? I amtender I am solved. I am not not by any means, I don't know tetigious monster.I is Baubut, no like she. Basically from the get gos say, I'm not going toCOM MIT to this. This is fun, but I don't want play any labels on it and heallhe does throughout the film his kind of tryis best to like change heropinion, and you kind of see like from that angle. It's like Oh yeah, it'skind of he is kind of a DU and like- and I kind of like how he didn't gether at end, but she did commit to someone else Atain, so it was kind oflike his approach on him. Wasn't enough and I like when there has to be thatreality Tiet film when it just that Shit has to sit right, and I reallylike the kin yeah. I think t there was like both those characters at floors,and I mean I think that it was. It was...

...good that, like it feels like most ofthe time thezolitional ror would have been played by a Guiy. Yes, Josep God,a Livir grorl would have been glaid by GI. You know the the sort of takeawaywould have been guid doesn't want anything serious, typical guys, im wantto commit blah blah, and then he was such addic to her Bo. But I think byswitching those roles you can kind of just take Zo. I they should ellapproach and you kind of can see that he actually has merits, and it's likeit's honest, but with that set, I think you know when you are when you are in asituation where you're like. Oh you just chilling and just having fun- andyou say that from the Getgo, which is what I do hmm and then you meet and then you meet, let so youmeet it go and then she sort of ses, thus developing feelings for you, butdon't have those sing Goino, the her at least op. To that extent, I think there's te ways to kind of ifyou're open and if you're, really there and present, you can kind of see thetransition of her going from like this is just fun that we' Having to Oh. Thisis getting be, and then I think it's your responssibility to probably you know, find out. Okay, where are youread out with this like and that's what I do, because otherwise, you just YoureDick taking advantage of someone that really likes you yeah, controversialcomment coming through human beings are difficult. Just difficult. Few things are complain, yeah man. Whatthis this Mok got, such a visionary, podcast man Cano, now completely aget.What you mean is I, like people, are't going to be the same, always andsometimes people don't even say what they want, because they're scared ofthe opinion theyr thestead of like how it's going to be recepted. So it's yeah,it's. I think it's both parties that responsibility yeah. Of course. Whatwas the other film that you watched the professor and the Madman, the professorin the Mat, Gon Banging Fom, absolutely bange film, Two thosand and nineteenfilm? It's based on a novel which was based on two stories, so I had toresearch the individual characters after to find out how much it steppedaway from the truth, just to make it better story, but the cost is MalGibson and seanpen. Oh well, bagging. Obviously, from the start, this firstmovie that they're both ing together, that's Mo. I can't believe, that's trueyeah and also there was like major production issues o this film. Thatmell Gibson was one of the producers and then he distanced himself by thetime he released and and then the director had to release the film, noteven in her name but in a PSUDONYM, because it wasn't because there was so much shit going on,and I think that's one of the reasons why it didn't why. I don't think a lotof people know know of it even like no gives on Mush e sending the interview,I want to say he called at Bat. DISCIPIT ME TA, really bad disappointin the film and I think that it its because there were certain scenes thathappened, that they just completely cut out and he was like he wasn't having itso so he was thinking hate. It could have been a lot better than it was yeahAPA by the sounds of what he said. It was like it was huge changes, but I'veread up on like the book plot and I read up on the actual events. I think I know what he's talking abouthas got kicked out and I think it makes sense but like well, l Aida, so mallgiberson is playing the rollr of Jaes Murray and his Murry. Who was the onethat was compiling the first word for the Oxford English dictionary in thenineteenth century. Basically, at which point he I think it was quite awaythrough when he had at mad in a progress when he started to establishthe idea of like and especially the first dictionary, it had a whole loadof quote, and it wanted to say where the words were used in major classics.That's how the first DITIONAR was compelled and h w what meaning each onehad. What in essence, House Istat us is that true, that's done, there weredictionars, be wait, really N. no, there was dictionaries before that, butand there were, if anything, barely...

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...and we shacg outside Yo. Someone could have been fucking,abbsolute Legen, but yet still nothing. Much is it's like it's doing it. It'slike I really want to, but it's not happening, we go back and then we tryto get going again and it's just it's. Not It's not workit's good. Well, keepit with, but I'm not completed. I think she has but she's like once more and Iwant more, but I can't complete- let's just put it that way, and so I justEdong Ijus w just for asleep and like what feels like and I'm not sure I youfeel like twenty minutes later. I'm, like sleeping, I sort of wake up andshe's. On top of me riding me, I think what happened was. I fell asleep. Shejust she wasn't. She was still awake and she was like Oh Youin't, going tosleep now and that's what did it? I'm like who? How we Golik Yeah Tis, gotwats it and I'm proper and an now wee fucking, I'm awake and I'm really it'sreally happening, and you know things and and that's it and then like after our ISai Joi kind, O go yoa. Then can you curate me on no shes like Sup Tel seethat I'm like? Well, what would you have done if i'de done that to you andshe was like? Well, I would have punched you its like it's different,I'm like yeah you're right I's different, but even though you knowit's probable Mike, she was lucky because she took a chance and I came toand I was like his fucking awesome but yeah with the wrung w. only a girlcan get away with that. A hundred percent hundred percent and lat's notbeing like sexistem such an instanct yeah ye h, it's only a guy that can getback and have that way. It can't be taken badly. If that makes sense likeyour position, a lot of guys would just say: Oh that's the dream yeah, but likeat the end of the day. You are asleep so yo physically couldn't GIV concerned. I mean, I think, a lot of guys. Theymake these like false equivalents, and I'm not saying like you know this couldhave happened to a guy would have, you know, would have felt like violated. Itis true yeah, but I think a lot of guys often make false equivalences betweenthings and Jit's like when I w when I came to, and if I didn't like it, Icould have very easily to just push off the Betnerstuffa what Youre doing fatyou get my face, twhereas. If it was the other way around, she wouldn't havebeen able to do it because, because generally guys are stronger but yeah.So that's, I think, that's the story of technically I got raised and six months later I was working apub and I two weeks before quarantine. Okay, okaygo. I don't know this Dowadon't thin. Now this thinki'll tell everyone, I don't know who knows whodoesn't as o everyone knows, and so I'm just there like busy at the pubchilling and then this girl, I'm like Oh woul d. You want and then she kindof gaves me this look. I don't know, I don't even think about it, because youkind of en also pu on ultipliesand pilot, when it's is a big rush and thenshe kind of getting this look and then and then I as Wa you Wnt Se, tells mebeers and I get put to she's there with another guy by the way o good she and then I pol I pines whist, I'mpulling the pine, I'm thinking something. I know that girl, it's notthe girl that readandsot. I do it, but now I've already acted like I didn'tknow her, but didn. I wasn't acting so now. Yeah Act like I don't know. Ibecause I have to main taste of continuity, because the worst thingthat happens is I hate honestly. So I, U Give it the beers and then kind oflook at me and I'm like I'm looking at. Who can I tell this story to you? Ihave to get this out. I can't believe I'm facedi this situation at thisrandom pub. I tell my friend and I think Anyway Make Ki content with thisguy I make Jero and I go to like Yeah Yeah told him the story about how thegirl Whire we copd to and she's riling. We are like, I think, that's the GIRright there and I'm pointing in N. I...

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Deshbacg tection got worse yeah. Nobodywas saying anything I had to get out o there as soon as possible, but I didn'tknow how what to do so. I announced that I had to go to the ladies room.It's notoriously losty in that joint, so I left my Jactin behind. When I cameback Tim and Steve were gone. Hey took my jacket with them. Thankfully, theBarta the saw the whole tig and didn't charge before their town. Oh my God, I mean. I think she musthave like done something worse like Te Lot, not response to take someone'sjacket. It's like I mean, even if I know thet, you know if they were likefeeling like schooland. Like you know, Scon men maybe take the jacket, put tin the ban or put it outside and like step on it and just leave it there, butlike Lat's, teft, don't steal it like take it and like, but I mean leavingher with the bill is quite funny and if she was, I cound see myselfdoing that. But if I was Tim and I got along withher and I liked her and se see bars, I don't think I would have done that toher. Well, there was an update to this story. Goon Soi Tim called me back.Here's what he told me when I went to the bathroom, Steve Flipped out,grabbed my jacket and left out the back door. Tim Goes to follow, Stepe calmingdown and get my jacket back, because obviously it's just stupid that he tookit. Steve starts running so does tim gets into a bit of a live street firematch and Tim's phone gets busted in the process, and so he ends upmessaging her instantly when his phone works, but he still has a jacket andhe's officially ATS Ork for the second date and theyall go: That's Nice,that's nice yeah! I mean stevhen Ti Ma friends anymore, pretty sure, that's atthat NA ISA as a fact, but it's crazy that, like they were that good ofbecause you know, if itfor you to be on a date and still be like yeah, let'smeet this guy, like my friend like he must be good friends like you know, Icould see myself doing that with you. Two of my second dates with twodifferent people. I've seen you and ransick all right then follow my broGals Gausk and Instagram Foo, the podcast at. Are we down ar we don' yetpod on instagram. Follow me at Farby Fadman on instagram. You can email us.Are We don' yet pod at gmocom yeah, you know, definitely go after thoseproducts as well. You know, there's is great products. You know we have beenable to make great partnerships over the last six episodes o o get your adopt diapers and do get your pents at Pan. Onecom. Do notforget that and yeah thanks o Mei and maybe maybedo all three of the same time were. I O diapers were some pants over it. Go towhathe's griwl get a kabab and yeah drop a Duce Tin, a abot. I no NAT, nohavear, we done yet. I think we are play that Joe for now.

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