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Episode 11 · 1 year ago

Ep9 Poke my gunt

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

In this episode, Fab's shits himself... again, Gowse craves daddy's attention and we discuss guntology.

I think we jus a rightall right welcometo no. We Don' yet podcast episode, Nine Yeah. This is the first episode, we'refilming after everything that's going down and are lost to episodes regardingthe Bela Movement and whatnot yeah little disclaimer episode. EIGmight e been totally a bit interesting and not appropriate. Potentially I'm nointelleal, that's because we formed it before, and so this is the first onewey filming after everything, that's gone down andyeah back to you at the studio fan yeah, that's pretty much it I mean Iguess now we're going to go back to like toal. You know youryour regular,scheduled pods and you know just carry on having fun. You know being aware, but not takingourselves to seriously and yeah man a Ri. I guai. That's justget straight to it, man. How have you been IAS? Last week, I've been allright man s in Mi past two weeks O so it's Aais we've checked on up eachother. Now I've been all right. I've been allright Wa, I mean like everything. That's happened as honestly, like in my son, Bich Eesy,but I've done a lot of growing feel like that, like like mindset, wisementality, wise dot, Alov growing, like with everything that's going on, had my week of work, which washilarious because mine, my mindset is basically just dilly dally for fourdays and in Friday, just stay late and just do as much as I can and then Ihave my managers just say: Gars, you gotta a go. It's ATPM you're working toI, and I'm just like no, I gotta carry you on Andance. I need to try harder isthis? Is a huge opportunty, guys I'N, your guy? We've got to take this time that we allin quarantine to get ahead of the curve, really got flattend the CURV guys flat, but seriously. I am the superior masterkissing us like. No one can roun like better than me. Facts straight backs.That's one thing that I'm really really jealous about you its like I' Your yourmorals. Go against you kissing us, I'm seeing it in work like I've. Seen yourbrain! Just tell you! No, not a fuck this year. I'm out yeah the about of times I've quit TV,though I think it's two and then come back just yeah the about the Times whereI've, just I think it's just ave, I don't have. This kills to not be myselfto I'm good at adapting, if, like with a charitable spirit, to like specificsituations, but with something about everyone being at work and peoplehaving to have like. I think in TV there's like this pressure to reallyform these these you know seemingly supertied friendships. I think I thinkkissing us in a normal industry is appreciatable, but kissing us in the TV industry from Whyisaw in what, like the year or year and a half that I was involved in it. It'smandatory to someg extent yeah. It is because- and I know that yeah I knowthat's- why ships you and that a lot exactly that you you physically getsick of that idea, don't o that I'm not Gonto! Take the Pissy es you in IT YeahYeah! It's really! It's really hard for me to accept the fact that yeah, we allin its true it's nice. It's a good industry like everyone's quite lovelyand o like most people, that I've worked with, and but the fact that you have to befriends in order to you for you to have a job like you know down the line, it'sa very hinlestuous industry yeah, it's like it kind of makes. If to me, italmost betrays the connection, that's happening because it's like it has tohappen. You have no choice, but in a way you know it also kind of CNECRASE alittle family environment where, like yeah, we're all stuck in this together.That's another way to look at it, but it's e hard for me to yeah, like yousaid it does have its perses in, like the social life that you have, whileyou workin media cannot be topped. That's a fact! That's a fact, and- andthat is come that comes from the idea that is so intestiv that is so like youknow, so many people within the same...

...industry that it just it becomes onemassive ring at one point but yeah, no, no Iwell yeah, like Isaid I am the master of Kissing as and genuinely I'm not even going tobullshit you. I think I think I grew up looking at my dad having so much pridethat it just there was a bit of me that was like. If he had less morals, he would bericher. I genuinely was in primary school whenI had that piphany and ever since then I've done everything to literallydestroy my pride. I do not have pried or any like, like genuinely I'll. Doanything for money straight backs. I mean I hold on. Do I have all right?I don't have pride for a joke like iinonothatyeah your og like if Ithought that Sucken a Dick would make someone laugh. I would do it. That's not much friht. I don't haveabout that. Like honestly- and it was funny webthree times, though no we'le live, not ono, soras threetimes no but like it was quite interesting. I was talkingto well, I mean when I went to the second protest on Sunday I went I met. I went with myfriend JP chird to GP. It was a fan of the pot he sais ee likes it. I know- and but I touched on on the fact, because Ovi told you thison the Pointass as well- that I don't have like that bone. That makes youjealous yeah in a relationship and and then I realized I was like the onething that I do is actually, if, like the girl, I'm seeing, find someonefunnier than me, I realize I have that yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm be Retyou I' Beraty. I sent aSnlipettolax and likes coyo funny, Anda Ha pe differently. So it's a guy thing. Oi'm not gonna lie. I know that I'm nothing more than a sixokay. My all I have is being funny okay andmaking making a chick Loug hes. Will I yo best, and it's like I mean I don'tKdow as good as you fas, but like that's? Why do that's why? I don't letthem talk to you that much bro Wn go find someone funnier or maybe shefound me funny, but she just didn't prirtize it in the comment: Yeah Fuck, you, Ats d, You bak up ih Tshe foum foriyeah, yeah legit. That would be a reason forme to wake up with someone and- and I know it makes it's like a totle likecave and DNA type of thing- loover, that's tha sense of humor, I'm sure I'msure like some of them drawings, Willca Guy, just got like a guy that goesthrough his Gor. Just like he ho look and he's picture of a dicg O Thi. U Just trows peeps on it and she laughs harder and the cave ankills her, because that's how hard he take it it'sit's a funny dog et funny dog Woll. It was a different time and it wasawful. It was a. It was a pre nine eleven world times WER WE WO WOKI UP GUYS AR bestdescribed as Preenine enleven. Well, H, Gosh! Well, Yes for a second I was like. Can Iassassinate Fab? Is Thati hate crime? If I do it because he's funny put some poison and Sain crate of Beers,and I put some poison in there- he'll be gone in. You know two o three weeksand there'll be no sign of it. Tracein back to me, yeah, that's Hilarious, but I mean yeah.That's I sorry, your JP story. You were saying how no no that's! That'sliterally, why I wanted to leave Ali like wher. I realize that actually I doget jealous in this when a girl that I like laugh another guy and it's like agot, laugh as well. Yeah, just like I've got, it must do something...

Clou ty to make someone loge. Ourdesperation brings the worst persin out of you. I remember I was on a date witha girl and basically it was. It was lawyer chick. Do you Roh yeah? We went ou for six weeks oyea and Ithink ther was like it was going great, but I'm not gonnolike she was one of the girls that would like promote feminism and as afeminist. That's all good, but she's, one of the feminists that confusedfeminism with female domination, which yeah like some guys have a kick forthat yeah. That's good! That's Goochy! RIGT wasn't up by street, but there was a point where I was still into it and everything likethat. But she gave me bibes that she wasn't like interested and like thiswas the last day we had right and I think we had. We went for dinner andthen we went for movie and I just remembeer, like Denna, was sofucking awkward. I was like I was just trying my best tolike wet me: Tay Humor, just o having a good time kind of just like bounces offeach other, then of the day I yeah yeah. So so, if someone just determined on'tjust make it you uncomfortable, it's Goinna do a great ye and I justremember me feeling the need to say the most annoying. Just Dad jokes, justlike that's funny right, UC, tough Lok, I cun do a backsplit andfullfand full Strai on my face. Willout make you laugh because I'll do it. Iwrit my trousers imnedly every Christmas Wy i Wen to Younshal e trose.Now keeping that me Lov, Oh God, that's Hilarious, like yeah. Bathe length that you'll go to to make it go. Laugh is just yeah, it's like in terms I mean usually likeit Ulin the best of times its just natural and that's one of the thingslike there's a right. There's two things. Iremember that that made me learn the best way to kind of have a goodrelationship with a girl that may have the opportunity for sex is literally tobe yourself and the best world example happened when Ar iis a crazy story, so me, and my friend, James Liner, or inSecondary School, where I'm about where about fifteen years old, I'm on thedrums he's on the guitar and we're jamming to the darkness. I think Oh love do't te Dotebo to the Tto sthat song yet and then we're jemming and I'm fuckinggoing for it and if there's two girls there and then this like three quartersof a song through it, this guy called billy, comes in yet man Heis like askinny, dude, likehe's, skinny, White Jude, Oh so you'R, pody, shaving andraceshaming. Now I am, I amokay what ar e doing, and you see why I stop and I like right as yet I do at and then at the same time James Jusgoes ban and we had the fucking all epic cending. It was sick and then the girls are, I clapping likerely happy, I'm Ng quite proud of myself and then billy just goes yo manyo your fats, your fucking sit bro, fuck, you're, so good at the drums. Ijust thought you were a spastic and then I was like like liteally like I'm like you, I'mlike opening my mouth like did that just happen because, like he's not likea strong guy like it's like you know, when you're at that age, usually peoplethat say that e Pete Bi Physic Osyeah Yeah people that can definitely beatyou up Wut, like he's opposite of that like where does he get the CO? Iwasi've got a confused about that and then kind of the gols be aogenity bythe way O I mean- I guess I guess, but I I didn'treally get in fight, so maybe he just sall out Olikea big BYA. I want to justinterrupt this to say by the way I've been told by two people that not me hasbig Dick Energy, and I don't I'm not comfortable with hearing that frompeople. Oh aaano, cawe heting, this he'll be the first telon. That's Alik yseen it three times noand! It's it's a lide about me. Sowhenever people say that it's a it's definitely alike, maybene othe Lis e,we wait Ma microphenusis united cou to any guys out there lower theexpectation, so that- and I don't have a dig-...

...it's like a cando down there. Bro It's like friction is Hwho. You cinhope for is friction Jis Belcro. I have fingers ton. My fingers do do that, but yeah. So yes, sahe momen, Wpostpasic momen, so everyone has hitr mouths open, like the girls literallyand James Turn around look at me at the drums and they're like what's going tohappen now and I feel enraged like the the the bravery that this guy had tosay that to me and then I also feel like if I act out on my impulses, thesegirls would look at me like I'm a monster. I alwas aware of that, and Ialways have that and I sometimes it really gets no and that's the momentwhere I honestly hope I wish I could go back to just fuck him up becausebecause of the following sentence, I looked at him at fifteen years old, andI said Oh that's mean and that's it that's Ero, that's sit. I did't have a good comeback, because Ipo I've been speaking English for two years and that was an eldther I took,and Oh that's me yeah it was it might as well have been that that was theleast big thinenergy possible. I felt everyone in the room, including billy,lose respect for me. Cleving, you, Oh yeah me most of all,like I think the world is very lucky that I didn't have like small mansyndrome after that, and I try start in fights just to get this out of me. I'vedecided to hold on to this vey sure that moment led you to where you were.That was a huge Pibativ mover in the person you ar vicom right now. I thinkso because then, after because I was enrasing and that happened and then thegirls won't like you know, no one said anything to him. They were just like Ohcool, let's move on, and then I said also it didn't make them think of me aslike a hot person or like a potential likedate. So that's what I realized. Okay from that one, I just have to act likemyself and don't make this, don't make decisions about how I actbase Om otherpeople and which is why I did because I ah and then yeah and then I think Iit's helped me an in that sense. This led me to where I am: I've decided NopeYous. I was GOINGNA, wrap it up with no one' Havoin to say with how I actbecause of if they have te Sayand, it works outbadly. It's on me go on. Gout is so obvious, because it's just so much moreattractive when a guy doesn't try it's a fact of like because it's like. Iknow that I can't dance, but the amount of times that I just drunk shit andjust absolutely got crazy in the dance floor. I ose have been drawn towardsthis mess because of those dance. Is He blows my mind that it was thedogs mov that Col it wasn't the Tio Shit? It wasn't the ABBS. It was thefucking dance moth honestly, it's not. It mean the DANC.It's the sheer confidence that you could yeahrself when everyone's eitherscouting or being a weird fucker and hes just having, even because becauseit's attractive when a guy tries to have a good night on a night out ratherthan scouting, and I think both of us avaways been that guy. We are the widowscous an we. We just like we just fuck about alot yeah for sure that's de that'sdefinitely Osan like yeah, our group, never really Scot as like. Obviously,if there was like, if you know Oh there's a night club butthere's no girls there, its like yeah, we're, probably not going to go yeah unless it's like a gay bar and thenthat we makea Oting, I I remember going to a Gameboy inManchester and I fuck him love daand. I went with a couple of garls Yeat, butit was the best thing ever gay Waser, hilarious, even yeah, to go to agay Bo. You needto need to like have go with your friends that are gay or go your friendsthat ar girl, yeah, yeah yeah because t a they make it like way better and itjust it's like it's way easy. Imagine. Just our group Yeah me you LommyRaninmor Jazz, Throw Rico in there and then, like all the bus US deciding onenight after the pobulice wich ou go to like gay like just a straight, wouldjust be like the most bait, like straight guys, an he like. But if you have a bunch of girls thereorl like gay dudes, is it become so fun tonight I was Goinna say I had. I can't speak of the half Vadowhat else wit a manitise up being...

...questioned if I'm Galdo okay. I just think I have a very like gayvibe to myself and I've done for it like that means: they're complimentingth, the fashion they'R, complementing the hair, the complimenting the smell.So it's all good and yes, I do shave my epebrows in place because they are, asthe kids say nowadays on fleek Ahaa Yeah. That definitely happened. Yeah.It happened to me and Lommy people thought we were gay for a bit. I meanyou do do look cute and me me and Joe, like people yeah like even one time these girls, Ias to Stoe for another time, but these girls essentially thought that, like we,we were gay and hey, asked us and then were like no and ter ollest for likethe whole night, and then we ended up getting with them. But I guess it'sstory for now. Then just te Sto yeah, I thi TAT same thing Whit.I was riio and these two middleaged white woman, and they running in and they're running in, like they'rerunning in as, if they're trying to fight their youth, they lost itsomewhere and they chasing it down the PIP. It looked beautiful to watch itlooked like a movie in front of my see was at least I was enjoying the Fuckrof it and then she started talking to me. I don't know she as seemed ous gate,so in these two basically she's like saying how, like one's recentlydivorced and she's, trying to get back with the horse and stuff like that andthey're, like one's asking me to wing Mannow, and I was like yeah, of course,I' Lov Beng women and thin like, and then it got to a level where they weregeting me to touch their gunt. Do you know what a Gunt is a gunt? It's whereit's, where a Pudgy woman has the the inbetween stage from her gut to her CUNis a gun. What what h got me poking at her gun, which isjust above overcine ally, the thought that I was waaand then later in thenight she realized I wasn'tgay and then later in the night she tried to grindon me and IAS like home. Gon Get your Shit Together, I'm not gay,but I'm not straight for you. Yes, DUDE! That's Hilarious, a gunt! Yes,crazy, dude man, oh Gosh! I think that', that's like the pubus Ari! Then! Yes,the guns yeah yea, like with what's it called the the railway track?No, the air like no the runway, that's where the runway goes. That is what yea, yeah, okay, okay, that's interesting! POK, my gunt! That's crazy! That's crazy! Man! Ohi! Don't know! If Il ast you. Howhave you been? I don't know how I drifted, but yeah,how you be my dear friend yea, been good ban. I think yeah tha, ets youknow stilldealing with the very recent aftermath of the GeorgeFlor situation, so like all of that isn', like all over the place, all oversocial media, so 've been been following that Wenthrough, like the one of the protests on Wednesday, and then I went toanother protest on Sunday, the last one in London supposed lye it apparentlymore really this week and yeah they've been ther. Ele, reallygood, really fin, like obviously like without for apurpose, but like people find a way to like, like some of the signs werehilarious like they just calling like this one calling Boris onsin a dirty youte, just io. I love that and it' just like just when, when Iread that I was just like, I can't not imagine him with like a Hoodan like afanny pack, because that's that' what I think ArYout. I don't think of anything about from a FIDYBACK, that's Hilarious,because you ea Jus, like just like a child in like Jamaican patwelv yeah.Well, Ye you pusit it yeah. Exactly we just ma idnt make that connection gout. Is You a you say, fuck you not making tha AP. There was another side. I was quitefunny, which was like racism is small, Dick Energy, which I up with. Have you ever tried to grow, AP bead and it's just been unsuccessful and itlooks like a patch of loan on your face. I have there's nothing for helping youogo cry...

H. would you I'm sorry 'sactually cry ind helpthanks Tan. I couldn't have done it without you, Ahwe, don't hat podcast is the best inthe world, I'm going to tell Hem my friends about it, but and they shouldtell a their friends about it too. With such C, this only works when you wan gain. Iplan Weope coingin together from Te Fuckd,it e Fuckedalso side. Note. You know thisBu, I'm still going to flex someone from work bought my artwork for ahundred and fifty quit yeah BUP. What an idiot now that was pretlty Goodng, it Waiazingi'm, still a shockg an that happened a week ago, but I'm just tatwait why and he said the most like Coka, I'm not I'm not Rostin in at I'm. NotBro seeing him and I really hope he doesn't listen to this, but he said themost Caucasian thing is like oi'll Bein. I think it'll be great to pat in myliving Roommat a be great conversation. Starter is like I, youguys care too much. OFOU STIN conversations ban. You guys get too much. Oh, my Godi'm gonna give you one ofthes that' La Hundred, fifty to start onversation with someone that is, it'splantly a struggle. The time conversation. If you have to talk abouta PA, O fucking wall, the fuck is up by our shit. LISTEN YEAH! Every Brown house you goto well every broad Hindo. Has He go to there's going to be pictures of Godlike all over the place? You're not going to just say: Oh Yeah, Lo am manLik godrish like talk about oouse, that's Hilarious! I mean it is. It is good. I mean it is a gooddrawing man. It's really good like I was I'm still like. I'm alwaysfascinated with the like the way that ar is able to capture like faces tothat level. It's to me and obviously there's a lotof artists that can do it, but to me, because I'm so bad at him. It kind ofit kind of to me it's like a magic trakyour brain was able to captulate someone's features to thedegree ind the shape of their face to a level where you could get wher. You could et be have adrawing. That's so identical to it to me it's like so specialmy and it alwaysalways inspires me thanks forn thanks, but I mean ferstlly like h the goal honestly with dowing. Onleast I thought it was a very. I thought it was never going to beachievable. So I think I never told myself that but after honestly touch my heart not not being aDickad, okay, slightly being a dicket, but the Worl Smith. Drawing is my bestdoring today, like it's the biggest one and the best one I've ever done, andI'm surprised about how it came out. But hyperrealism is still the goal andI kind of want to get to their like probably potential to get there withinthe next five years like to get like photographic IDENTTICA. That's probablymy in my goal, but have I told you how I're going to Duwyn? No, no, you have okay, Yay thiss gonnabe intere, my oldest brother, who is eleven yearsolder than me. He he's a fantastic artist like he's like I can lreadysketch, but he can. He can sketch, he could paint he could he could do thehoshe bag he's naturally talented with that Shit Yeah and when I was inprivate school and I want to say I was a year four. So if I do the maps, Ithink I was eight. I think it was eight okay, and so I saw I saw I saw my brother had dudo stuff and I decided to just take his doodles andtake it to school and tell everyone about if mine and then by the way, I couldn't even draw astickman at thithis point,...

...and then these were like amazing,looking eagles and stuff like that, and it was really facinating and it waslike a pen, sketch, yeah and then I'll brinit to I bring itthis co an then like everybody, oe heard I og, and then I got clocked. I man he foundout and he gave me tha biggest ass, wor poever and he's Lat Don so ma it bitch and then ou of flike spite I starteddoing my own shit and then a then I startd Moun Shind. I think I wasn'tlike. Obviously I just trying to get ban beter and then I was like readingthose really cringy. I find thethem cringy now, but they are crangy to beable how to draw books. I find it interesting because, basically Istarted drawing because my brother stole his drawings from me rude andthen I realized that my dad liked my dad mybrothers drawings, there's a running beam in this podcastthat both of us need our dad's approval so so yeah. I tried my best to continue by improvenmyself and I remember it being sometime in Secondary School, where my dad waslike. Oh it funnly enough, I bro earlier but like my dad was like mythat's ki religious. So he's like it'll be nice. If you, if someone draws thelike a Ganish right and then like, but youtold both of us to do it and he's like Youre Ac out thinking back he's likeyou're, actually putting your kids through a competition, and you know theSy the lot your love towards them is the gift you're, a terrible for don't play, Games wit MEE. I know youyou're, my daddy all right. So did you guys an obed? Hiswas bat fuck. You he's eleven year old than you so likedoesn't matter, seven, a Onte, love and then yeah, and then I thinkessentially I just carried on trying after that and then funly enough. IFind e interesting now and I feel like Ih've on in life now, because hestopped drawing like a good five years ago, and I've got a lot better than hislast few onths. So yeah I feel like I want there. We go you playd for thelong Ras Bro you're like this is Ameri. That's what I was telling everyone whenthey're calling me fun, how's that this isn't Ma and if this doesn't matter, then I'llbe lost, because I'm fun right. Welcome back to our section, welike to go stupid, stupid scandals, stupid stupid scandals. Is Cats, stupid, Jupis, candle, Shuld Hav done it shoin that it's sostupid. I'm happy with that Mu. Like eight weeks Aien, we finally havea decent Jingl for some section right this week on stupid scandals gottwo stories: one's a Banger, this one's Lad, ther opening act, a little licle,appetizer t right. Okay, I selly professional football, asemiprofessional football team, RC flid nearly went belly up because of its a count. Assistant Andrew Brambrook M banbrook stole two hundred and Fiftykfrom the football club, while looking as an accounssistant, he stoll themoney Ova sixten month period and he transferred two hundred nd fifty k intohis own accounts, partly to find his online gambling, but the bulk of it wasto pay for a service of a Webcam model with whom he had long interchanges withand into changes with, and he also met her face to face with personal visitsand he was a paid for them. Oh so prosechand. If you would like, ifyou would like to look at the website, Tho the wapsat message I send where Isent a picture of her. You could explain that what you see say what you see as they say. Wow I mean I can see where that money went.o because...

I mean you know, she's a pretty girllatually, but she she's had a she's a lot of let's say additional parts to her. She's got Gol Adont yeahthat's, veryhuge chumber one personality, huge breakfaces yeah, but that's I meanovshe. She lookslike she she's approcchute Yep Yep, and if we look at the actual original Bambrok, he literally lookslike you know, Dennis the Manice, the Qatton. If he went bold and he was old, this iswhat he would endup, but he just looks wrong like there's something but offabout the Dorin. Bambrook also was addicted. On Linegambling was charged three port, nine, nine, a minute with a Tena Ten minuteminimum allowance for the Webcom setonds, but Muche amade a birt and was sendedthirty. Two months, AF prison pretty good, and now I've just got stuff aboutthe model. So why not? The Fine Foot Eleven Glamor Ode who drives a sixtyfiveousand white range rova sport is based in Manchester and does cal outcharging four hundred pound an hour for sex wand. Online profile has over a hundred onethousand one hundred raings, with one point of describing her as amazing,lovely beautiful person. Her instagram account shows her diningat some of the Manchester's swintiest restaurants Byi. I think this list isbasically everything bambral brought for her. So it's like she went to theSwankis Restaurants, the Il twenty stories, as well as holidays to Deby aBEFA VEGAS, Thailand, New York, Batha Lona in other post. The model shows herbrand new, her brand new seven hundred and forty five pound leuveton bag,shenel heels, Andrem, tirty, Baletino, clutch purse, five thousand five weigtfive Bron rolly on Rollys, like a ten grand, that's quite cheap for roby yeah.Mayor Second Hand Oit's, like he's a Brad Yeu Brook Asbabrok, is a pitchMaaiana, stealing money, dooy and Berbri coat, and I believe, okay,that was an effort appetiser. So how was your? Has Your meal going self atso sobor? My muls go very well. I think you know a all the bit checks out, butalso she's, a Coolgo right, she's, a Cartersar Web camemodel, a an CE caed.I think quarters and kind of dignifies. It a bit more likejust becase it acertain, an old English field that made t seem more more shek but yeah, so all of that she she paidherself with money. She got from other people. So, like I wasn't just him O.was she just fully like other pros Tyou, but just for you, I'm a one. ManProstitute Wo. Well, I think she was a coolgurt.Well, I think she was a instram. WATN is a. She was a Modil that paid tthatwas payin for sex ond all that ship, but I think Bambrok was so looked onthis one infaterated with this one that she became absolutely mented out of him,particularly and theyr forward him even Sedin a article. How? Because he paidfor a service that was legal because the web hat model shit is lingue oneverything they col it. The money back from the Gurl, obviously so, like theonly they were like. The only person that benefited from this is the model.Yeah, hey sh, she hustle bad. She Hustle Hen,yeah she's, happy with the life decision O I cant Notco, but shehustled and she probably grinded. Quite larger, okay, a number two DROB IT number two:okay, when Cecilia felpoy matched with Simon Levy on tinder, she thought shehad the she met the perfect Guy Lei. Twenty eight met e healthful of twentynine, the Nouisian graduate student living in London that he was in Israelimillionaire known as the Prince of diamonds. No Fat. You don't laugh you pese tobelieve this without any skeptimsof. I in my head it was like hey. My name isinsides Ne. My name is: What's his name Levi yeah, Hey, my name is Neviv andI'm an Israeli Bohida. How can I help? Okay, their first day included a tripon a private plane to Burbaria and they would exchange love, notes over text,videos and voice message. Missage A ush.

He told her that he had to travelconsistently for work and it woull be hard for him to visit to London veryoften so they most of it was a long distance relationship, and he was, Idon't know if I mentioned it. He was in the diamond business yeah the couple day, long distance, sendingtax videos Atlotagenda four weeks into their relationship. LEVIVE ask Felhoito apply for a new credit card claiming he could not afford to. L leave adigital trail for his enemies because he had security issues. She agreed. I just want to play a devil's advrocatein the argument that this Gorl is stupid, like he did take her on like aprivate jet and all that Shebang. So you kind of assume yeah. He is a man ofwealth and I guess if you can afford a private jeck like him asking you tolike get an Amx on your name rather than knowin his name, because he's gotenemies. It's kind of it's kind of show, busenough to make sense that it might happen. Yeah. Okay, I can believe it isa so so une to see stupid, but it's just that he was quite a decent cunmanyeah Kay secil fiuled the documents for anammix platinum card as per the instruction- and he told her to say, tofollow the income as two hundredk yeah. He spent the money on plane,tickets, hotel dinners and they were booked under her name to throw off thesuspicious enemies. He spent two million CRONA, which is two hundred andtwenty four dollars, two Han twenty four K dollars in just fifty four days and was rackingup bills and paying a pain for two assistants, his body Gord and theflights across the world. Her money was being spent on Lubitonsin Banka Guci, an Bartha Yeafa and Ritz Carton's in Burnin. She said that from March Second, toMarch twenty five fift last year, he spent more than seventy FIVK for Amx and okay, Shimon Hi. Twenty eight issaid to have scter seduced scandidavian women into claiming that he was Simon,levive, the son of the Jewish billionaire diamond merchant lelebi. Now can I just partet that this guy isactually decent away? Did because he found a billionaire that looked likehim. So, every time someone setched him up, it did LIG. It was okay, HMM, thefourth to used the popular DAING AF tinder, to low women and deployed theircredit cards in a ponde scheme to lavish the other dates with BerberyGooci runs and the kibs. So He Bein a pyramid scheme out of Timda guys. Thisis how we fixe Hinda WECA. He fixed tinder for everyone. You Hustle one girl and your paperdates Oll, the other God simple, and then you can you the other goal. Eventually she opens up like a newcredit card and gives you a whole new life ladder. You can just pay yourRelin Gil, more money, yeah. Obviously the the right way to be a man, theright way to be taen being inte. You know what I don't think, there's anyother way to be a man. This is the only way to be a man if you're not doingthat. You're just a boy you're, a child grow up, read a book. That's Ma Gn. He used her funds toallegedly convince a Swedish woman called Ppanilla Sohom that he wouldthat he was the son of a billionaire Panilla wire high, thirty five thousandpounds. She believed his affections for him were real by while texting it eachmorning asking good morning. Dear, did you sleep up? He was chacked ootherwomen yeah, that's kind of make sense. While feljoy was touring luxuryapartments in London for the pair to rint out together, he was abroadcirning other women using the same methods Kand using her money. So thisguys a minhe's, also Rin outhe's, also been given the name, the Timda swinler. Yes, this is I oh. She said he forwarded her falsebanking letters clantin to have paid the millions of CONA back to him, as inlike he sent letons from the authorities to say: Oh yeah, your Amaxgols be paid and Shelo that, and it's like it's, I'm not Goinno Aline. Thework. EPIC is a Madmis he's. SOCELA says that he that, after giving him onelast chance to meet him in Oslo, he failed to turn up. So she cut off. Allcontact with the Prince of diamonds. Hido was working was wanted on chargesof death forgery, fraud in Israel.

Since two thousand and eleven theupeople also reported that he served a three year stretch in a finishd jailfor fourd against four women. He was wanted in Israel and has been reportedin fraud in England, Norway, Sweden, hi, was arrested in crease in thefollowing. Following the joint operation between, Inter Poland,Israeli police, sorry, I just had to pick up my jaw ofter thatwasm, so how long overall did hedid he get to like the do this for Wel to get caught for this? One think hestarted around Oh nine and he got caught in two thousand and nineteen, soa decade of swinly. Oh, my godisraeli authorities have requested hisextradition to his home country. where it's been wanted, that he's went he doncharges of deat porgery fraud. I love this bit standing outside the policestation. He claimed that he would be a free man in a month, as he kissed awoman and told her nothing. She read about him is true. No, she was inprogress while he got caught by Interpol, invitin hows, this Gon, notfilm. Yet man. This should be like wall of the thecabrio film catch me I cantgo I this is. This. Is the real cashmein can October two thousand and nineteen Yosentence to fifteen months in prison and Ordere to pay conversation by theMagistrate Court fifteen months? That's it fifteen one five and unfortunatelyyou don't want. Actually bring this up in the pot, but due to the CORAA virus,gohis sentence has been showtene to five months and I believe he isreleased already. Oh, my God I mean. Actually, I guess I mean it. No,because you allright so and yeah they can prove that they, Lo thees it all.They have, is circumstantial evidence in not really but like they've, witnessevidence of like many women going to the police and saying this guy calledme like I'm out like many thousands of pounds and but then majority of a dayopened their account so like they made the decision to do so, even though theywere under the impression that they would get the money Ba and and it can be deressed because itwas, it was a it wasn't dress. I like you, had a choice. The only essentialreal proof that you have is the text. Conversations like I was going to sayif one guyis like texting and telling these seven different girls tobasically open amix account for him in her name and then he's the ones mendingit and then he hasn't me paying it yeah. I do think that's enough evidence- andI mean like that- was enough to game like in prison. But May I don't knowfifteen months for like that much fraud and for like this is Thi, I guess thesecond time he also he invaded Israeli policed for like four years like heleft, he left his sentence. He stopped he. I think, since two Thousan and elevenhe's been searched by the Israeli polise and so like. Surely, if you'Beem like hunting him down all over the fucking globe, you put it in for longerthan fifteen months like make at least two yers, but yeah. I think it's reallyinteresting, because now I'm thinking, why aren't we all living like this? Why am I fucking working thisheartbecause, like yeah, I mean obviously because I have a heart o that never Idon't like theceiving people, but and because you love the pod game, yeah ofcourse. Of course. Of course I mean if I liked money. If money was my maingoal, I would not be doing the pus thatw. I would be working oit, the money that I mad go out of thispoint. You know how much yoe urn from AP sponsor so far, yeah yeah, exactlyhow much we got as so many Zeros, so many series fobut yeah, that was thethe first vg episode of stupid scandals. Yey. I mathat's crazy. Like first of allthis condman is, I mean a piece of shit but like a legend in the same senselike Worlver wal trees, a legend like if Yeu see Howin. Can, I also just sayhe wasn't a ten. I just want to Pu. He looked. He looked like me with like a trimmedbit but like he wasn't like he wasn't. A supermodor live S. I this was the timwasn't like you could tell. He was comfortable with being wealthy as itlike. He just he just portrayed that I know what wealth its yeah. Thank youcould just even fon picture you could just like whin he getting caught. Youcould just like he stinks of money but like but like like as a person he'slike wait. So how uld you Tinthar was difficult for mine for meBro. How did you sologistic O thethe? Look that theynever are that beautiful? Like the commen like it's like, as so as ress,if because like, if you think about, if...

...you're, really really hot guy, likeBrad pit levels, hot yeah like Bright Pitt s like yeah pror pe now forfuckinx now but like I'v, been Tal in terms of like charming a girland stuff,making a believe that you're going to start live with er like you're, not yous, just first of all,you're not going to have to you just going to find someone whowill just berich if find a girl who's rich he's, like oh you're, Reay, pretty being mylife, that that will happen if you', that good looking and then to it'. Trueyou just won't be able Helloyou, just won't be am sor wit. You just won't beable to develop a personality. You are right, thik about the WOD. Okay, sorry, what happened ijus! I just I was like think aboutlike just the idea of you haveing that much work when youhave that good. Looking, no yeah word came for you if you're that goodlooking fat, you don't need to do much yeah you and I don't think that's!That's being ruded, I think that's just a fact. There is, like point pointpoint: zero percent of the world that like do get their way. I life based on theirfucking, stupid amount of, looks but like yeah, but I guess an you know w Ay,it's really hard for me like, and you know I tri to like be like guys come on.Stop it like treat me like I'm just a regular guy like I know just stopp it I go and literally likeyou know what. Actually, I think you like this one time I actually I left myhouse her. This was when I was still at the old flat and literally I I left andI went to the Kenishdown Chube station and then people just start clapping forme and then like and I iitwas e APM Japaese Peop bowwing and I'm like stopit. Stop it and I', like you, you're, so beautiful and then you're so preatylike all accents over the Olde Atabeet. When I was like God, stop enough guys,I'm just like you just is it ethis before after you got scared of yourreflection while running? Obviously, for right: okay, it's like I'm just a perfectlysculptive man standing in front of you just treat me as a normal person, I'mnot a perfectly sculptor man, although I am a perfectly sculptive man. Lookingamazing, don't look at me like that, I'm no more, but I'm also superior toeveryone else. Yeah goyis come on! Please just all right! I if you drive me forfree and your black cab than do it, but you know P, but all you guys top it uswant to be whatl. I want to be one of you guys that, as my life Thos, my l RII'll go into this club forVIP access, but okay, but only I'ldon Yo accept two balls of Champagne, tat,thik. No, no. That was too much mn of the people ma I'm trying to seehomt p. that's all I'm sayin, I'm tying to be humble, but and it's like, Ican't control how people react te Tis right, I mean I mean n when, when someone seys perfection, it's justhard not to be just so attracted to which is just sot oflike compelled to worship your perfection yeah. That's why I don'tknow if you know it's, you stayed a our old flat before right, Huh yeah, andyou know this is no ma. I stayed in your bed, you stayed in my bed yeah andyou know you NOIC. I don't have any mirrors, because one time I cauht myown reflection and I became an orexic like literally I I couldn't I didn't- leave that uspace.I deficated on myself impede myself because I couldn't ot, that's the onlything. That's true Ou, that's to we, everyone tha, listen to this- knowsthat none of your systems work, probably they overwork. Actually, youknow when I told you about lot me coming to visit yeah. Did he shithimself happened again? For me, it was worse. Please divoch! Now it not now wa e guys. So I to Lo me I lomecame oeet me and itwent. Then we went in Camdon and then we made our way to kings cross by beerand then we chilled eir rages and then on the way back start feelings. o macshe. I was like Ohcool and then like about two minutes from the house. I kind of just I waslike a half te tense and walk in a tense way, well, keeping phase and notletting him know that this is happening,...

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